bubblefett

9162 pts ยท February 21, 2012


I'm glad Spirit Airlines abandoned your son.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That episode aired over 4 years ago. I'd say it's safely out of spoiler territory.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or you know, every classic rock station.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I married a girl who wasn't sure at first, we got divorced a year later. It's a bad bad sign, consider moving on.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure that thing is for collecting spice.

8 years ago | Likes 230 Dislikes 3

OP will never make the cover of Poof.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I'd buy that for a dollar.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meh, that's a part of the story that's easy to lose. I'd rather see that cut than other parts.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nah, space invaders always looked like that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can see your nuts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of all the problems in Africa, mundane churches are at the top of God's list.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The food is Appleby's quality. I will say that every RFC I've ever been in has an immaculately clean kitchen.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rainforest Cafe, it's been open in multiple locations since 1994. In the summer we would be on 3 hour waits.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Calling all Jan Michael Vincents!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I used to manage a theme restaurant, you'd be surprised how long the shtick lasts.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Don't let me leave Murph!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just a few more years till this is chasing you through an irradiated hellscape.

8 years ago | Likes 457 Dislikes 1

Acid... not even once once onceonceonceonceonconconconononooooo

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you find that missing piece you'll have the power of 1000 dragons. Also season tickets to the Red Wings.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mooooooom, OP called me a tadrart!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't even notice that her hair was longer.

8 years ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 4

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Logo spotted, Wal-Mart confirmed.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're welcome, enjoy your holiday!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you dine out it's polite to tip your server. We walk on the right hand side of sidewalks here. Handshakes, firm and make eye contact.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's almost like truck drivers know how to drive trucks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Said the alcoholic with three failed marriages.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2