btease

455 pts · March 3, 2015


Did somebody say Steak?!?! No? Oh a Mistake...

Congrats @op !!! I’m 80 days out and my fiancé is using my credit card... I’m know your pain.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel dirty now, but plus one

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I watched this movie so many times.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to SC! You'll fit in just fine here now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the ending to the gif of the girl with the vibrating panties?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truf!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ditto!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I got a few ideas...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is the perfect mrw for that situation!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe there was just a crowd of hot chicks there to watch. On second thought, no he just got wood from a cube.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean if you need a massage I'm free right now. I do feet and don't tickle.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Move to Indiana.. you can have just about any animal with a permit... I looked into after a different pet fox post.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love the reality show name and title! I feel like mac is about to get action

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fight hard!!! You got the supporters

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bro!?!? Why you been holding out?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably what most straight males will be doing due to Obamacare.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The ultimate defense!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read that with a British accent. Was that just me or are they the cheeky bastards?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a bus in the background? Bus drivers will fuck you up!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+0 I like boobs and cats... but I also like roller coasters @op

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can you have any pudding?!?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is your Nobel prize for your work?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hillary just emailed him.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

First time I've really cringed at a whitepeople gif. We really need to give up dancing, or whatever the hell that was.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Well they did go to all the trouble of coming up with a clever name.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is why Montreal can't have nice things anymore

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

What is it about women not letting a man lay down and relax?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Because of those smooth strokes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Much appreciated my good Gentleman!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op would you think your neighbors wife would want a roommate?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1