brucom

11260 pts ยท March 20, 2013


I've had street monkey meat in Panama.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That bike needs a heads-up display.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But, if I blow my hand off, I can join the stump club and live off the state the rest of my life.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for Truman.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I upgrade my phone, I'll try not to use Imgur any more.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pace setter.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do this with chess bots. It's entertainment.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 shitter's clogged, right?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

His mother was human.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for Arrival.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a boomer, retired 6 yrs ago, and I love it.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'll go to the store.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What, no squirrel?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He borrowed it from his most recent conquest.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When the men in the white coats came for Minnie Mouse, Mickey yelled, "No, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reagan is the reason Social Security is taxed.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Succubus, like that little chapter in American Gods.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you know you're going to lose it, then stop paying now. Start negotiating.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Making room for more Evergrand apartments?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're called tits. It's how I get stuff I want.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#41 Kindergarten is a germ factory.

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#31 Did he park in a No Parking zone during a blizzard in Buffalo?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck 'em.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Weren't they worshipping Bacchus in The Secret History when it got weird and someone died?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That lake is probably dried up by now.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bonnie and Clyde.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or dropped in the river to drown.

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He was way off center, and it still worked.

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