brucewarwick

30421 pts ยท January 1, 2012


I'm here for cats, RHM, and OC. God bless you beautiful bastards.

She looks like a world-class side chick

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dick size. The good lord giveth, the good lord taketh away.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hear we're getting messaging in the mobile app soon

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You certainly have a type, OP

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your dad is a mech and therefore cool in my book.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Salma Hayek's tits

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GARZA!!! GIT YA STUPID ASS DOWN!!! AINT NUTHIN FER YOU TO SHOOT AT!!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn, that's meta.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Ooohh! Dr. Reid. SWEET!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooohh duh doo doo me undies! Me undies! No more sweaty balls, duh doo doo doo!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, the original music isn't on there (for the first few seasons, at least). Pirate that shit.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you want to be amused and sad, then yes.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

What an outrageous accusation.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's cool. I wanted to sob in front of my gf today.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's cool. I wanted to sob in front of my gf today.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Anyone else feel like she can't possibly be a cool person?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Nah fam, she's palpatines's (daughter or granddaughter, it's not clear yet).

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly. How can you, as a man, look at yourself in the mirror knowing you pulled some cowardly, underhanded shit like that?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, you haven't heard?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

15 yards for targeting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lot of Alison Stokke today. Good.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Austin Powers

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

A lesson the younger me had to learn the hard way. Still smashed, though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nipples. They're called nipples.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goddammit, Emma; would you just marry me already?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

NATHAN!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing will make you hate poor people more than shopping at Walmart.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Ah, that explains it. Much different now; the Navy was the only branch that would take me with a drug charge.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't know that was still a thing. Did you need a waiver?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's why I used the word "especially." I'm sure he is patriotic, but my point was that he did that because he's used to doing it.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0