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1661 pts ยท August 8, 2010


Hi. I post things sometimes. That's about it. I have a website too: http://malicelabs.com/ You can find us on Twitter @Kirwinia

Coming from Shoreline, around 200th & Aurora. (Don't want to self-doxx)

Will keep eyes out for puppers along with spouse + roomie also

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta calm down before you can science hard!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean 'gimbal lock'?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That wasn't my point, though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously. Hell, I'd say one was enough for about ten pearl harbors.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I fucked her with a parsnip last week. And I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

For real. Garbage makes some pretty great music. "Not Your Kind Of People" is an incredible song.

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

minor bun engine made benny lava

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Things do get really surreal after the fourth or fifth day of no sleep. You see things move, you hear noises that aren't there. o_O

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless they're an orange tree.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pretty cute ;D

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

there's not being able to sleep and then there's insomnia. two very different things.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, I just read this, cover to cover.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, I just read this, cover to cover.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AND NOW MY WHOLE BODY IS ITCHING. THANKS, IMGUR.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking hell, mate. That was incredible.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If someone said that to me, my response would be, "What, you think I'm on the autism spectrum? Fuck you, asshole!" and flip 'em off.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The Anker battery has TWICE the capacity of the 'cheaper' one. 20,000 mAh versus 10,000. So it's not even a good comparison.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Except for the time it was Chevron Seven... Encoded?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I just made my mixtape available for download in Chile.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If he's so strong and his eardrums can stop a bullet, then how can he even hear? The vibrations of normal speech would be dampened, right?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Looks like someone took a nasty dump in your frying pan.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make me!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was married to Kira for 4 years? Damn :O

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If it's the Nokia ringtone, it's all cool.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is this the same Obvious Plant that did the books?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0