brizio

4890 pts · August 12, 2012


My Banana Republic is not your Banana Republic

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That counts as one chip right?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heavy petting

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There were literally no additional details in that.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Showmanship

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did history at least leave a tip?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This like the opposite of the musclely chick chopping wood.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This could quite literally be true as most companies take out fat life insurance policies on their executives.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So the don’t tread on me snake is all, eh it’s fine.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Godspeed and go fuck stuff up

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Instructions unclear. Bought a bong and called a stick dumb.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More grist for the mill.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And some great sax by Branford Marsaliis too!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ummm. That’s not a fucking bear claw! Where are the almond slices and frosting drizzle?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watch Hustle instead. Infinitely better.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope. It’s a fun-sized ferret

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

22 and thousand more. Nice try.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

“Entertainmen” is right

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shank you for your service Steve

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m worried the doc is using chopsticks

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And allergies too. Keep it away from me.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

This is what peak performance looks like

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idiots

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Moving right along…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I’m getting some serious Kristy McNichol vibes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0