5754 pts · February 28, 2013
I will always laugh at farts.
I'm sorry, I think you meant Superhero Static Shock (woo woo)
Was a restaurant pos tech. I loved getting the "I need you to fix this, but I don't have time for you to help me fix it."
In Trump's America we can!
You're stupid
That's what she said?
Ahhhhh yes, childhood.
God fucking dammit
It's interesting that the first argument about gender equality is usually about hitting women.
Thaice cream?
Popeye the Sealor
So dark only 3/5 people get it
So's your face
Same. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"One."
He's thrilled that the black rhinos are almost extinct.
She has pie now, too.
God bless.
So does your mother.
I have 4 hours in the Witcher 3. And 68 in this fucking game.
Reddit
Or when your foot itches and you can't scratch it bc it tickles like a motherfucker
Jokes so dark they deserve 40 acres and a mule
If laughing at farts is wrong, I don't want to be right.
I thought it said 'Fart'
Because I'm misunderstood.
Only 3 out of 5 people appreciate this joke.
Quick! Name 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan!
Being out on a job and hearing "so, you're comm, right?" ruins my day every time it happens.
Yo, if I can afford those other things, I'm sure as fuck not eating toast
I'm sorry, I think you meant Superhero Static Shock (woo woo)
Was a restaurant pos tech. I loved getting the "I need you to fix this, but I don't have time for you to help me fix it."
In Trump's America we can!
You're stupid
That's what she said?
Ahhhhh yes, childhood.
God fucking dammit
It's interesting that the first argument about gender equality is usually about hitting women.
Thaice cream?
Popeye the Sealor
So dark only 3/5 people get it
So's your face
Same. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"One."
He's thrilled that the black rhinos are almost extinct.
She has pie now, too.
God bless.
So does your mother.
I have 4 hours in the Witcher 3. And 68 in this fucking game.
Reddit
Or when your foot itches and you can't scratch it bc it tickles like a motherfucker
Jokes so dark they deserve 40 acres and a mule
If laughing at farts is wrong, I don't want to be right.
I thought it said 'Fart'
Because I'm misunderstood.
Only 3 out of 5 people appreciate this joke.
Quick! Name 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan!
Being out on a job and hearing "so, you're comm, right?" ruins my day every time it happens.
Yo, if I can afford those other things, I'm sure as fuck not eating toast