Chewy Cake!
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2
3223
How I think people see me when I go and ask for directions.
2
4
59
Are you a Wizard?
17
3
229
Trying to get out of User Submitted.
16
8
336
The Zen-like state that comes from eating popcorn.
0
2
404
Because team motivation
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20
4621
Ok, this could be fun. My pasty white skin wouldn't know what to think.
25
6
139
MRW spouse says "It's Friday, I've got something special planned."
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10
3712
Chicken and the egg, fish and the lake. Whatever.
10
6
735
My toys seem sooooo nonexistent by comparison.
6
9
67
Maybe I should buy a boat, and a helicopter to film my fun.
13
7
81
Invented Bad-assery
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8
38
Yes he do, he most certainly do.
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3
557
Why do I do this? Because I can...
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1
62
Too painful to watch – Almost (not mobile friendly)
18
10
9880
Well, this would certainly be cool. Now my day seems very boring.
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7
666
I hate it when that happens
6
5
76
Jeepers Jessica. Nice Jump.
78
12
96
"His body is like a Pachinko Machine for women's eyes..."
3
6
853
My 1st attempt at getting to 3rd base with a girl.
18
6
1064
I confess...
18
7
53
Because it feels like pizza tastes...
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2
314
The nose. The nose makes this great.
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12
346
Secret Room. I'm thinking I need one of these.
34
8
162
I just love these little guys for breakfast.
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6
47
Because it's quiet, cold and smells of Earth.
12
0
46
Passive Aggressive Gardener Loves His Job
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6
131
Doing it his way since who knows when...
21
9
53
Coffee Break. Well, donut break, really.
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4
865
Must stay hydrated whilst overlooking Hanalei Bay.
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2
100
"Ima get you some Fiery Cheetos."
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3
348
"Get a boat.", they said. "It will be fun.", they said.
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14
87
"May I help you?"
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4490
Shake what your Mama gave you. Yea, baby.
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664
Of course she will.
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2
58
"The winner is, ... you're poopy." It's what he says.
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1
286
Happiness is warm puppy drool.
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12
97
Because, screw reality, that's why.
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2
276
"...isn't it obvious? What did you think I was doing?"
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4
557
The itsy bitsy spider climb up the water spout...
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442
Basements.
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67