breadstick

3083 pts ยท August 6, 2013


most likely not an actual breadstick

playing games with the significant other

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're forgetting Zuckuss

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

we need to go deeper

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally this is my life. Not enough experience to get an interview, and when I do there's some crushing caveat to the job

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poor Kenny is so confused he can't even form a complete thought. "but like... They didn't like... Have vine back then lol..."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chris Pratt smirks just after saying "poop". And Aubrey Plaza just can't take the entire scene. The doctor is lucky he's facing away

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What terrifying place do you live in?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If my hands looked like that, I'd probably be afraid to masturbate

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't see any monkeys or any weaves

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i pray for the soul of whoever has to follow the internet activity of most of us.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

mfw this gif synced up with my music perfectly

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a college student about to graduate, what should i do to find a job? serious question haha.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RDJ is a sexy thing, but i would wife Gwyneth so fast it is not even funny.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so who can name all of those guests

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wildcard

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what do you do if its a whomping willow or treebeard?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is that why you like trees?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i already gave up

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh my god i read that as "my friend is cancer" because the word "free" is on the second line.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well fuck, i need to try that.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh my god there's always one shitty controller that assures a home team advantage

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

is that like, your job? just curious

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*first day in a while, i mean

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ugh today was the first day i checked my mail because i am afraid of bills.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to the mooooooooooooooooooooooon

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if i was a girl this is exactly who i would be

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sloppy 919ths

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well, i think it adds character and you're real pretty, you shouldn't be self conscious about it. but that's just my two cents.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if you don't mind me asking, whats the scar from?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

when you get mom zoned, michael jordan himself dunks you

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0