5496 pts ยท May 15, 2016
I'm not afraid of something I haven't done.
I'm great at finding parking spots
#1 I see a bowl of petunias
You mean GRR Martin?? That guy?? No wonder the next GOT is taking so long
Still cheaper and quieter than a child
Looks like some old giant set the book down he was reading and forgot about it
Pet me!!
Can I go next?
And the problem is that of those who find me attractive , I find 99 % of them unattractive
Mom, the lamp shade is dancing again!!
Nice slippers
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver is amazing. You should check it out
#42 unless you sleep with your eyes open... Or lucid dream
Do you have any grapes?
#15 I look up at the night sky, look at the stars and think, what happened to my ceiling?
Love a good Cloud Atlas reference
National Suicide Hotline: 988. Call or text. Free, anonymous, anytime
So glad I'm not the only one who heard it
And tried flushing them down the toilet
At first, I thought it was a snake
Bugs is on his way to the Bahamas
#21 oh look, it's the plot of Nope
Any other sites you'd recommend?
And this, isn't common knowledge to A LOT of people.
Want face? How original!! Not. Seriously, did you use the basic meme insult generator for that one? ?
#26
Lucky
I know some people who work for Marriott who sorely need that book
This post is deep
What's even worse is when someone else starts talking about literally the exact same thing
I'm great at finding parking spots
#1 I see a bowl of petunias
You mean GRR Martin?? That guy?? No wonder the next GOT is taking so long
Still cheaper and quieter than a child
Looks like some old giant set the book down he was reading and forgot about it
Pet me!!
Can I go next?
And the problem is that of those who find me attractive , I find 99 % of them unattractive
Mom, the lamp shade is dancing again!!
Nice slippers
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver is amazing. You should check it out
#42 unless you sleep with your eyes open... Or lucid dream
Do you have any grapes?
#15 I look up at the night sky, look at the stars and think, what happened to my ceiling?
Love a good Cloud Atlas reference
National Suicide Hotline: 988. Call or text. Free, anonymous, anytime
So glad I'm not the only one who heard it
And tried flushing them down the toilet
At first, I thought it was a snake
Bugs is on his way to the Bahamas
#21 oh look, it's the plot of Nope
Any other sites you'd recommend?
And this, isn't common knowledge to A LOT of people.
Want face? How original!! Not. Seriously, did you use the basic meme insult generator for that one? ?
#26
Lucky
I know some people who work for Marriott who sorely need that book
This post is deep
What's even worse is when someone else starts talking about literally the exact same thing