1139 pts · April 8, 2013
Image #1, “Tiny fucked a stump” from House of 1000 Corpses.
“Yo, rento cop. Where da bafroom. I’m finna blow dat bitch up.”
Is this the third world version of the kid that throws helicopters in the air at a mall kiosk?
Is it the one at the top of the pic that just barely enters the view?
With wild mushrooms, it’s always best to eat a couple to see if they are poisonous.
That cat has two heads.
And son, that’s why we never speak of your other sister, Uncle Pete.
What would that rainbow kryptonite do to Superman?
Is that a menu? I’ll have the biscuits and “good gravy”
Looks like the bee is just dreaming of cigarettes.
*tries DIY project without upvoting*
“Well I wAS getting homework done... til someone opened that tuna can” - cat
The pogo-plunger also allows you to pogo up the side of a skyscraper.
I laughed. I cried. But I couldn’t read it all.
Skate or die!!! Or skate and die!!?? I can’t remember how it goes.
Some kids are book smart, some kids are street smart.
Reminds me of when I wake up at 4am and my chrome cast screen saver has kicked in.
The secret unlocked Tiger Woods ‘06 Mall Level. Made it to the green. Putting for quadruple bogie.
Wait, dammit, the label said seedless!!
“Well, Facebook, welcome our new baby boy to the family. Birth went great, mom is resting. 8 lbs 4oz.”
How many gym bros do you think smelled that mat afterwards?
Dogs fall asleep upright waiting to go to bed together, while friends don’t slow for yellow lights when you’re following them somewhere.
This new catnip alternative C2 has cats going crazy.
He didn’t choose the Grayskull life, the Grayskull life chose him.
“Those ain’t my berries, I swear. I was just borrowing this sleigh from a friend. I didn’t know they were in there.”
Last photo, what are they watching?
I finally get why people have pet rocks.
Looks artistic, which is great. But also looks delicious, which is also great.
Image #1, “Tiny fucked a stump” from House of 1000 Corpses.
“Yo, rento cop. Where da bafroom. I’m finna blow dat bitch up.”
Is this the third world version of the kid that throws helicopters in the air at a mall kiosk?
Is it the one at the top of the pic that just barely enters the view?
With wild mushrooms, it’s always best to eat a couple to see if they are poisonous.
That cat has two heads.
And son, that’s why we never speak of your other sister, Uncle Pete.
What would that rainbow kryptonite do to Superman?
Is that a menu? I’ll have the biscuits and “good gravy”
Looks like the bee is just dreaming of cigarettes.
*tries DIY project without upvoting*
“Well I wAS getting homework done... til someone opened that tuna can” - cat
The pogo-plunger also allows you to pogo up the side of a skyscraper.
I laughed. I cried. But I couldn’t read it all.
Skate or die!!! Or skate and die!!?? I can’t remember how it goes.
Some kids are book smart, some kids are street smart.
Reminds me of when I wake up at 4am and my chrome cast screen saver has kicked in.
The secret unlocked Tiger Woods ‘06 Mall Level. Made it to the green. Putting for quadruple bogie.
Wait, dammit, the label said seedless!!
“Well, Facebook, welcome our new baby boy to the family. Birth went great, mom is resting. 8 lbs 4oz.”
How many gym bros do you think smelled that mat afterwards?
Dogs fall asleep upright waiting to go to bed together, while friends don’t slow for yellow lights when you’re following them somewhere.
This new catnip alternative C2 has cats going crazy.
He didn’t choose the Grayskull life, the Grayskull life chose him.
“Those ain’t my berries, I swear. I was just borrowing this sleigh from a friend. I didn’t know they were in there.”
Last photo, what are they watching?
I finally get why people have pet rocks.
Looks artistic, which is great. But also looks delicious, which is also great.