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1139 pts · April 8, 2013


Image #1, “Tiny fucked a stump” from House of 1000 Corpses.

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“Yo, rento cop. Where da bafroom. I’m finna blow dat bitch up.”

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Is this the third world version of the kid that throws helicopters in the air at a mall kiosk?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it the one at the top of the pic that just barely enters the view?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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With wild mushrooms, it’s always best to eat a couple to see if they are poisonous.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That cat has two heads.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And son, that’s why we never speak of your other sister, Uncle Pete.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What would that rainbow kryptonite do to Superman?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a menu? I’ll have the biscuits and “good gravy”

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Looks like the bee is just dreaming of cigarettes.

8 years ago | Likes 406 Dislikes 4

*tries DIY project without upvoting*

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

“Well I wAS getting homework done... til someone opened that tuna can” - cat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The pogo-plunger also allows you to pogo up the side of a skyscraper.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed. I cried. But I couldn’t read it all.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Skate or die!!! Or skate and die!!?? I can’t remember how it goes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some kids are book smart, some kids are street smart.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of when I wake up at 4am and my chrome cast screen saver has kicked in.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The secret unlocked Tiger Woods ‘06 Mall Level. Made it to the green. Putting for quadruple bogie.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, dammit, the label said seedless!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“Well, Facebook, welcome our new baby boy to the family. Birth went great, mom is resting. 8 lbs 4oz.”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many gym bros do you think smelled that mat afterwards?

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Dogs fall asleep upright waiting to go to bed together, while friends don’t slow for yellow lights when you’re following them somewhere.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This new catnip alternative C2 has cats going crazy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He didn’t choose the Grayskull life, the Grayskull life chose him.

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“Those ain’t my berries, I swear. I was just borrowing this sleigh from a friend. I didn’t know they were in there.”

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Last photo, what are they watching?

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I finally get why people have pet rocks.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks artistic, which is great. But also looks delicious, which is also great.

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