braidertom

12832 pts ยท January 25, 2013


Hi, What possessed you to look at my profile? Excuse my favorites I had a bad habit for a while of falling asleep at the keyboard and chain favoriting 100+ things, even I don't know what's in there.

I feel like this is an Airbnb

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Surface Pressure really struck a cord with me hard. I watched the movie three times cause of it and played the song countless times

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Soo, If I''m looking for a hot wife, how feasible is faking being a member of congress and visiting russia for a week?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The new place I'm moving to is a 1 bedroom apartment for $1600, With current prices I found it reasonable.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go with the old place for a year and a half to 2 years as a resume builder for the new position and use that for a job that will pay double.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the child of batman and catwoman got the human genes of neither.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm struggling right now. 1 window becomes 2, 2 becomes 3. it seems so simple but there are soo many small things, i'm faltering.

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

In cases like this I feel like polygamy and a 4-some relationship would be a hell of a lot less complicated and damaging.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

soo... you got a peach ass?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

get a little collapsible end table, and when you expect a delivery set it outside the door for them.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Opposite of me, I try and open the door as they're walking up to freak them out. their startled looks are priceless.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think i could contain my anger

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"do, do you want me to get a shovel? it's front wheel drive gotta get the tire on the ground" Wife "no, no mercy!" as she stops er husband

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes me think of a game of Among us where you are the imposter, then after the game starts you realize your life is actually on the line.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I struggle to imagine this name outside an era it was possible to faceroll a keyboard.

5 years ago | Likes 237 Dislikes 1

soo you think mabye they moved to australia and helped give hints to decrypt their code?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

some of my favorite games of all time were on kongregate

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's unfortunate. does work give you hazard pay to cover quarantine? they should right?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will say, how fast his cell phone got picked up made me laugh.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They are the ignorant ones for being unable to see what you have to offer past your looks.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Such a burden being beautiful (sarcasm). Seriously though, don't let them or your looks undermine you. write down your ideas. 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so what you're saying is we then get to save on our military budget?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mabye it's good they see you be human, mabye that will help them grow as well

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if it's not a bot, just copy cat posters parodying it cause they changed the number to 69 on the repeates

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1