3259 pts ยท October 12, 2015
Rumors of this bio's existence were greatly exaggerated.
Our economy's based on Lebron James
God, it pisses me off. I know I guy who never shuts up about Zeitgeist and how "fucked" the country is, but refuses to vote.
You can wordify anything if you just verb it
Thank you! Why are more people not blown away by this?
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Achievement unlocked
It's not a glorious life, but it pays the bills
Whatever. Gunslinger burritos, anyone?
Many play one-handed. There's actually a whole competitive league for that technique
Ever take it off any sweet jumps?
This took a turn into terrible tiger territory
The turtle was safe anyway. Bass don't bite things, they inhale and swallow them whole. Like and subscribe for more fishing fun facts
That fisherman's name? Dino Ferrari. No shit, look it up.
Bears go bipedal quite often. It's theorized that many bigfoot sightings are actually bears walking around on 2 legs.
Best sandals in the world for outdoor stuff. I just wish their reputation hadn't been ruined by frat and sorority people.
HE DID JUMP OVER THE WATER, COTTON
And they're (meta)statizing
All I'm hearing is "guilt-free hunting" and "as much bacon as you can shoot"
I hate sand. It's rough, coarse, and it gets everywhere.
Fucking sweet username
Jesus Christ dude some of us are on data
You have been visited by the red arrow of guidance. It appears only once every 69420 posts. Upvote immediately or you will be lost forever -
There's a heartbreaking episode of RadioLab about how fucked up the blood donation industry is. Extremely expensive and wasteful.
I hope this whole "username not taken" trend passes into its parody phase soon. I'd love to see some shitty versions of these.
His comparison of Trump's campaign to a 24/7 comedy morphine drip killed me. Dude made Stewart's last few weeks a cakewalk.
No, he'd yell "Grindr."
No one LIKES salting the snail! She makes you do it!
Wake me up insoooiiide (Oi can't wake up)
Strut the plank, ye curvy dog
Was expecting the Hot Shots handshake where their hands fuse and burst into flames
Our economy's based on Lebron James
God, it pisses me off. I know I guy who never shuts up about Zeitgeist and how "fucked" the country is, but refuses to vote.
You can wordify anything if you just verb it
Thank you! Why are more people not blown away by this?
Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Achievement unlocked
It's not a glorious life, but it pays the bills
Whatever. Gunslinger burritos, anyone?
Many play one-handed. There's actually a whole competitive league for that technique
Ever take it off any sweet jumps?
This took a turn into terrible tiger territory
The turtle was safe anyway. Bass don't bite things, they inhale and swallow them whole. Like and subscribe for more fishing fun facts
That fisherman's name? Dino Ferrari. No shit, look it up.
Bears go bipedal quite often. It's theorized that many bigfoot sightings are actually bears walking around on 2 legs.
Best sandals in the world for outdoor stuff. I just wish their reputation hadn't been ruined by frat and sorority people.
HE DID JUMP OVER THE WATER, COTTON
And they're (meta)statizing
All I'm hearing is "guilt-free hunting" and "as much bacon as you can shoot"
I hate sand. It's rough, coarse, and it gets everywhere.
Fucking sweet username
Jesus Christ dude some of us are on data
You have been visited by the red arrow of guidance. It appears only once every 69420 posts. Upvote immediately or you will be lost forever -
There's a heartbreaking episode of RadioLab about how fucked up the blood donation industry is. Extremely expensive and wasteful.
I hope this whole "username not taken" trend passes into its parody phase soon. I'd love to see some shitty versions of these.
His comparison of Trump's campaign to a 24/7 comedy morphine drip killed me. Dude made Stewart's last few weeks a cakewalk.
No, he'd yell "Grindr."
No one LIKES salting the snail! She makes you do it!
Wake me up insoooiiide (Oi can't wake up)
Strut the plank, ye curvy dog
Was expecting the Hot Shots handshake where their hands fuse and burst into flames