boywonderscore

3723 pts ยท December 5, 2015


Find a geologist to take. Of all the different "explore every inch" people I've ever met, the ones who take 3 hours to go 500 meters are always geologists! Just be prepared to hear a lot about rock history.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It irrationally bothers me that Americans call a toque a hat, or knit cap, or beanie. Basically anything other than toque. A perfectly good, unambiguous word for that exact item that the entire country that needs them for half the year uses. Anyhow, thanks Mrs. Bell!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wooooooosh!

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Being the Red Bull marketing rep / sponsorship person must be so weird. F1 on Sunday. Breakdancing competition Monday. Downhill ice skating Wednesday....extreme yo-yo on Thursdays?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought Conan was taller....

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you paint the website and whatnot so clearly...amazing! (in all seriousness I like it!)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope the operator was wearing his brown pants that day.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn. Apparently my home is at work.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So, when are you knitting the legend?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello spark plug my old friend....

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah. Lowering the floor.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean the movie about a frozen 60's spy, Dr. Evil, fembots, mini clones and space travel wasn't a documentary?

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I was definitely expecting the car to star rolling when they went through neutral and then they start panicking and the car hit something

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's also Dr. House.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

100%. This wasn't about stopping a car fire, it was about avoiding a wildfire. Tons of wildfires start from road incidents.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Check yo damned privilege! Also, I'll bet the soles of her feet are thicker than the soles on a pair of Nike's.

3 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

The dump I just took...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No. I want money for nothing and my chick's for free!

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This except it stars with the lie "I'm going to bed at 10 tonight. No exceptions" followed by staying up late.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That seems far fetched. But I have written tests in classrooms with formulas up on the wall because the teacher forgot about them.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this guys name Bruce and is he a grumpy bear? (Mother Bruce)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've lived in several Canadian cities that have bylaws requiring shovelling the public sidewalk in front of your residence after a snowfall.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Man-goat hybrid. Who knew that a lonely night on the farm could lead to this super-predator!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It appears to me that the machibe is sucking air in and moving it down the pipe. Which is why almost none gets to the operator.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

It is an SOS device that operates via satelite. It also uses Bluetooth to your phone to send texts outside of cell service.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Disagree. I listen to the radio on my way to work every morning. They say "three" all the time... /s

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd need a folder for every month with the amount of stuff that comes home.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1