In Bill We Trust
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Punography
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1
335
whos your daddy
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9
563
Turkish
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30315
Giggity
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10
317
Negotiator in chief aye?
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24
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Shame really
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4
56
"Actually I was only kidding, you can get the baby out of here,"
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8
123
Remember this?
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2
194
Maybe
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2
100
Come drone this you little bitch!
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3
127
Such corruption!
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Legend
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3
294
0.5% raise?
1
0
57
Drug free laxative
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4
131
MRW I try the pull out method
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23
1961
He'll only say this once...
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1
44
How it feels handing out endorsements on linkedin
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3
291
Farewell Rick, its been... emotional
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420
Benjamin Franklin
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19
143
in more ways than one
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9
141
Is that east of La Brea?
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2
44
ball so hard mother wanna find me
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6
283
I will punch you in the dick hole!
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8
465683
MRW my kid's bitching that its hell having to mow the lawn in 85 degree weather
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5
209
Gas is finally starting to creep down on the west coast!
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30
132
Soccer to some
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6
33
Clown van!
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4
498
Kill me
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3
100
MRW I almost forget the safe word
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17
430
fyi
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8
24
CDC's comin to getcha
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7
60
The good ol' days
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3
47
Something to consider, before cheating on a crane operator
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7
787
Why would you leave your spit can on the kitchen counter?
1
7
285
Opportunity
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3
107
She said yes!
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38
101
A train in Spain
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9294
Fuckers
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16
37
Punography
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2
125
when the kids guilt me into wearing shit for Halloween
3
0
112
Truth is true
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11
423
Oh tacobell, why do you hurt so good?
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2
74
MRW someone scratches their plate with their fork
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8
3523
Arrh shit, Olympic Committee picked fucking Boston
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28
64
Hate for the more distinguished gentleman
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3
44
Time to find a new identity
10
28
116
When someone steals the spot I was about to park in with my signal on
10
4
145
I don't know
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29
71
Ah yes, that slow reverse of shame some of us know so well
10
9
80
The greatest lie ever sold
7
7
46
Instructions were clear, got dick in box
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10
2272
MRW I forget the safe word
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10
124
Another failed Bush administration initiative I was rooting for
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6
52
MRW I make the mistake of browsing user-sub while eating lunch
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4
160
Thanks Ted
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8
38
After selling an buying a house, I now totally understand this reaction
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277