When someone says, “You never smile. Smile for me!”
Ozzy dump
UPDATE: Move out pending
Me swiping through Imgur on July 29th
Move out pending
The first week of college every year
I'll send you a postcard!
Live footage of me celebrating my 22nd birthday
Kong Ning, a China-based artist, designer and activist, makes her environmental views clear in public displays of her handmade gowns.
Got a text message from my mom. Think she's trying to tell me something?
Dutch door porn
My 2nd niece was born today and all I can say to that baby is...
MRW when I open the freezer to 12 pints of the ice cream I've been craving for a week. Thanks Mom.
Jellyfish Fields, Bikini Bottom.
Some of the food I ate whilst in Palermo, Sicily
I’ve never been THAT hungry
Michael Scott? More like hot to trot
Made this a year ago and I still laugh
It's complicated
Two birds with one stone
Me around Valentine's Day when I realize no one loves me, but I don't have to buy anything for anyone.
Things I learned in India: Wedding Edition
My mother, ladies and gentlemen.
On a quest to make my house not look like shit. Before and after of a bathroom in the basement.
Update on the Joe Biden shrine in my house.
Met this little guy today
Dialect Detection. Where are you from?
Me watching the east finals last night
To whoever just posted beastialty in Usersub
You can almost smell the old books
They can burn in hell.
My roommates said they were going to decorate the living room.
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will.
Anyone want to share four packages of cookies?
Coachella's over.
I bet that tastes delicious. I wouldn't know.
Someone come bail me out
That one time I went to Ireland and ate everything in sight. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
mrw my dog is looking for a spot to pee, but it's raining.
My first refinishing project!
Things I Learned in India
It’s my cake day, so I have a picture of my niece to show how thankful I am to you all.
Just come out. We'd still love you.
Take the stairs, girlfriend!
Who needs college when you have presents?
I like her hair and her boobs....downvote.
I waited 20 years for this and I missed it. Hold me.
MRW I'm watching The League with my mom and she asks me what a chode is.
Bitches bitching about other bitches
Get this app. Seriously.
The Upside
Raising self esteems one at a time
Breakfast with an audience
If you're my Secret Santa match and you're just here to stalk me
All right! Enough.
Liars can die. Hold me, imgur.