borgmaster

32753 pts · October 25, 2015


Never a more perfect "did you just do that" setup. The immediate realization is always what makes it funny. He immediately noticed the fuckery and has a moment of pure disbelief.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its a little lemon drop candy because while she isnt out there killing she doesnt take shit on the playground.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In all fairness in their minds they do like their maids and gardeners. They need someone if they successfully get rid of the brown folks. Jews are non-Christians which is a nono. Black people are often Christian which makes them more palatable. Now does this all make sense? No but it is the gist of what ive seen from some of my relatives who think they are more progressive then they really are.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That sounds like work. Im fairly certain if i sneezed on this there would be major issues.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If anyone was up to the task it was this rag tag team of expertly coordinated musicians.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oddly in its own way that can still be toxic masculinity as some birds do not take no well.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel for the sentiment but the sad fact is we are in fact deporting citizens.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Dude wasnt unfriendly but clearly just wanted to get his dog walked. He caved instantly and we had a quick laugh about it.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have seen labs guilt trip their owners into letting me pet them. Dog looked at me, wagged his tail, approached me, looked back at the owner with the leash, gave him a look, and then approached me again. I dont know if he smelled my blt from earlier or just wanted a scratch but the dog played his owner like a god damn fiddle.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How dare they come to this part of the internet with their foreigner talk. Also if I caught that im pretty sure that baby knows more languages then I do so now i need to get angry about that.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She was used to guys wanting to cheat on her so my earnest effort put her off and was triggering her anxeity. Took a year or two to get it down but she trusts me now.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My fiancé had severe anxiety about me going out alone and having female friends. This culminated into her accusing me of cheating on her while out with friends. I promptly sent her a selfie with the gang at the meadery I was at while playing dnd, full map and dice out. The problem amended itself as she realized that I was a huge dork and capable of having platonic friends. Sometimes these issues just take time when the other party comes from having never had a real relationship.

3 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Im not sure where this bearded soldier is weak thing is coming from either. If anything i always felt the beard policy was a bit strict, dude culture loves beards. Sure it can be a hassle on deployment but thats their burden and they can always cut it off if it gets to much.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

On one hand this could easily be a false flag by a cartel, on the other ive never known this administration to tell the truth or act in good faith.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

274 is way to specific of a number to just be random. What did he do that required 274 people?

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If this isnt a weekly occurrence I dont know what the extras are doing.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The day Asia figures out how to actually fly on swords is gonna be wild.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The thing with immigrants is they do run the gambit between awful and nice. But the thing is the general sentiment with immigrants in my community is that they are largely at worst harmless and often super functional for the local economy. Of course some of them bring crime but on a community level we recognize that of course its not all of them. The issue is GOP and their base cannot functionally handle nuance at any level that isnt "We need to hurt them so they dont hurt us like on the news".

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Just from a basic war standpoint this is a huge change to warefare outright. While old tech methods of attack were meant to obliterate whole targets in a general area these attacks show that target destruction can be completed with minimal collateral. You dont need to obliterate a whole city block to disable an enemy, just their high value equipment and defenses.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The trick to taking over other tiles through culture takeovers is to have a positive culture influence rate on it. The U.S sold that tech tree for gold and forgot about that.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My fiance would have beat me with a salt shaker and smoked me out with incense before saying yes.

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Every person ive asked to pick their tree in my life has for the most part been more then happy, with the few no's just telling me its out of season. When people have to much they usually want to share.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Someone send me a pizza, not because im poor, not because im hungry, but because im on a diet and it would be really funny to have a pizza magically show up and just be a sign from the gods to my fiance that pizza is the chosen food.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

I also approve this message.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was a good slow burn. Starts of shady and after a certain point your just waiting for the other foot to drop on what the actual heck is about to happen.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No one was more suprised he survived then he was.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea its a high crime that a lot of great games, specifically from ubisoft as a glaring example, just die a cold death. I loved some of these live service games but the moment they died is the moment those experiences were lost to the void.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Worse then that. One of the freshman learned the shrinking charm and keeps casting it everytime he comes into the library. Its only a matter of time before theres another incident.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If this isnt the front image of an alt rock bands new album before the end of the year then the internet has failed us.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The money that will be promised during these dinners would be though so who knows.

10 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0