boothinator

26758 pts ยท June 24, 2013


Hi I really like the Chicago Cubs and died when they won the World Series. I play video games more than anything, and love watching them be played by Youtube channel HatFilms. Also have cat named Luther. He's a butt

It's perfect

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making this was torture

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Say hi to Luther

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Ok Netflix. Ok

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When you rocket jump as Pharah as you die

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MRW as a Cubs fan I hear people talking about the Cubs winning the World Series

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MFW I look out the window to see my dog eating it's poop

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MRW old, fat people wear yoga pants

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When you lose but get the play of the game

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MRW I notice my neighbor's watching TV, and that it is porn

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MFW my dentist walks away from me

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When the sheets fall on your boner

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When you tell a bad joke to a coworker and a customer stops to tell you it was terrible

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My GF's reaction when I walk into her room and ask "What's that smell?"

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When your GF says "aww yeah" while you're naked

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>Be me >18 >No work experience >Got first job >It isn't in fast food >MRW

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The shame was unbearable

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MRW a kid punches me in the balls, then asks for a high five awhile later

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when you bust a nut but she keep suckin

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Found a dick where the sun don't shine

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Void in North Korea, but applicable in most other nations, I believe.

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MFW when a girl catches me looking at her ass, and I read my pencil hurriedly to look like I wasn't

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For the most extreme of shits

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When you don't have money but you see food through a window

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It's a dirty business but it's the only way I can help the kids get ahead

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Saw this on my local news station

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The conservative opinion of late, it seems. Godammit Texas (and other conservative states?), make up your mind

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This first world problem is... unbearably fresh, man... Reddit is silly

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Testing. Testing. Disregard

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Hi Lasagna, I'm dad

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Working out while listening to my mixtape

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MRW the fair ladies at the ball acquire superb buttocks'

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MRW I tell a bad joke during a funeral

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I don't even buy a new computer every day, it just keeps happening.

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I suddenly had "undefined" points on my comments

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I found this while browsing random, WhatTheFUCKIsTheInternets predicted the future

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MFW I don't get a joke

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Me at Guardians of the Galaxy

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If he did it the other way around, it'd be murder!

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Success Kid opens up about the hard truth

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Too often does this happen. TOO OFTEN I SAY

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Karl King of Ducks

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My father 's statement was making out to be a good one... And then it got ugly

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After referencing South Park a few times and being downvoted to shit, I hated that this was the best meme for my pains

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MRW something I post gets 1000+ views, but only 9 upvotes

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After trying to be funny, I became an artist. This, this is modern art motherfuckers

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I think this idea should make a cycle through the world

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Quick! The Ethiopians are asleep! Post pictures of HD food!

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As a cyclist, we both should fucking stop and actually obey the godamn rules

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As an extrovert, I try to be go out of my way to be nice to everybody, and, according to posts I've seen, I'm an ass for trying

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C'mon guys & gals, this is a frustration meme. Nobody actually thinks they are the only person feeling ___

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MRW I don't get a reference, but see that the people who do think it's funny

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After dating my GF for over a year I realized this truth. I may have an empty wallet, but my happy tank is full! *sobs poorly*

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