boltorian

9888 pts ยท March 22, 2013


I'm 35 and the father of an infant so I'm always exhausted and feel way older than 35 years old. I'm a stay at home dada. It's awesome but does not match my expectations. I thought I'd be able to play video games and watch TV and shit. Instead I have to make sure my kid doesn't fall on his head, read stupid books, listen to terrible music, and clean the house, all the time! It's totally worth it but damn I'm tired... I miss snowboarding, video games, golf, being able to go to a movie or out to eat, road trips, silence, peace, honestly I'm going to stop here for your sake because I could go on for a long time. It is all worth it. My son is amazing and I adore him so much!

Owls are just cats with wings. They sleep all day, they eat rodents, and they seek the destruction of the human race for reasons.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel dirty and I need an adult. +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worked in IT for a boss that didn't believe in this. I was constantly getting crap for not being busy even when there was nothing to do.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They don't have lawyers in Japan do they.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I read all of that and still have no idea what's going on.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

They are a business. MSNBC is left because FOX is right. Covering the demographic that FOX didn't. It's all BS intended to keep us watching.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Having worked in the news industry, if you believe that they say anything they truly believe, you're blind. They only care about ratings.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

He's going to fumble if he doesn't start protecting the ball better.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was ba'aa'aad...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think in Superman's case it would be the dead bugs more than the wind.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like owls are catbirds.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think the last time this was posted I commented, "Do not hump!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was a funny until I got the feels about it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Giggity

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You have very long fingers...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Owlet you off with a warning!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It used to, but now it curves left. I wonder if it's due to switching hands when Internet porn came out. I can't use a mouse left handed.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't do it either. I did try it out once and found it oddly relaxing though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best of luck! Hope you get it!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drive in right lane. Set your cruise slightly slower than the flow of traffic. Since you never catch anyone, you never have to turn it off.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I get the feeling that the dog knows who needs the affection and acts accordingly.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah but thus isn't a good argument against people being paid a wage that they can live on. You can afford a little higher food cost.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All of the buffalo, buffaloed like this guy. Took this picture at an animal park where they let you feed them as you drive through.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist, he died in a car accident after leaving the store.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is absolute gold!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You're getting really good! Well done OP!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm rolling my eyes too...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0