Found the 12 steps of becoming happy, and made it the 12 steps of pooping. This is exactly the process I go through when I'm poopin':
My girlfriend is wanting to get in touch with her irish heritage, but is only 13%. This resonated with me so much.
This probably needs to be reposted...
Now that the Miley Cyrus stuff has blown over, I'd like to show a real twerker.
I don't usually approve of selfies, but I do appreciate a good shell-fie!
I present to you the prettiest fish in missouri by far: the long eares sunfish (pumpkinseed)
I want one!!!
The last face was literally my reaction after reading this, then I saw the last face.
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Now that the Miley Cyrus stuff has blown over, it's time for the professionals.
Religion aside, I'm extremely happy today and here's why:
My dog sits on things and we don't know why. He likes to sit on people too.
It's that time of the night again!!!
Any love for this little guy? Ring-necked snake (completely harmless)
After a long day today, this is the max effort I'm giving you.
They're a bit hairy, but still my favorite chips!
I know you all will hate me but....
My attempt at a Kentucky Fried Pumpkin
Oh Nigel...
It ended up still being awkward.
When my girlfriend begged ME for sex for the first time.
When my friend told me he hooked up with three different girls in one night.
yes. this is a baby sloth. yes, I love it.
My sister's new dog Frankie
So this picture epitomizes my roommate, hasn't spoken a word to me in 4 weeks today, fun guy.
Serves it right.
I had a photoshop crave and a hilarious facebook picture of my friend...
Long but definitely worth the read.
[OC] my version of the stahp! meme that should be brought back.
Sarah Jessica Parker *Fixed*
The most underrated show ever. (I'm a guy)
When the pimp's in the crib...
Since you all love animal facts...
My brand new baby turtle!! Any name suggestions?
Sorry if you're a dog lover but this needs to be said.
I really hope he drank it.
I hate it when my straw makes me feel stupid
Giraffic Park anybody? I think this was made for us...
This is why I love sloths.
Gets stuffed and makes me order a cuntwrap supreme instead of a normal crunchwrap supreme...
The second my shift is over.
My Grandpa just tried to googel Josh Evans and accidentally posted it to Facebook...
What I wish I could do to drivers going under the speed limit....
As a man, I like both of these things.
It's that time of the night again...
Wait....How?
So I like sloths...and bugging my friend...
mrw my girlfriend gives me backrubs
Oh Gabourey....
After posting twice and having both posts downvoted to 0 an hour later...
Took this on my way home today, still laughing