German Gaming is serious business.
Wanna do it?
Ash is lost
MRW my neighbor catches me looking at them shower.
Deadpool's a fan of Mortal Kombat.
Same thing applies to dildos.
Waiting for a reply on OKC is like waiting for op to deliver...
MRW I see a spider on top of my covers, rushing towards my face.
YRW I post this ''probable'' repost!
MRW my roomie kills a fat mosquito and we're left with a big blood stain on the ceiling.
MRW relatives come over to visit and ask about my life.
Praise Elmo for this bountiful feast of souls.
MRW I get in an argument over... just about everything.
[funny] MRW you bend over to pick something up.
Cunt destroyer.
Preemptive rejection in online dating.
When she climaxes, it pours.
Hello all you happy people! Are there any imgurians living in London that would like to make a new friend?
Do you ever feel... overwhelmed?
MFW I'm trying to distract usersub so I can slip onto the front page.
Patch update to bring a new class specific boss for crusaders. (Currently unbeatable on Torment 6)
MRW to last night's Game of Thrones.
E.T is a rebel.
Having always ending my messages with this... I never understand why I don't get any replies on dating sites.
The appropriate reply to anyone who doubts your wieners.
When someone tells me they're pretty famous on Imgur.
MRW I have to explain the reference I made.
Words of wisdom.
Texas Mullet Ranger, Jesus and Fledermouse join the Avengers.
In the end, aren't we all Hadvar?
I tried to squish this... I think I made a huge mistake.
[puppies] Only the dead can know peace from this horror.
When people make a connection on my irrelevant post. /queue the theme,jim
When you see that cake at the downtown bakery.
Here's your OC back.
Free Taco Bell but all the bathrooms are locked.
MRW I can't post for another 20 mins.
*Acting intensifies*
When a sex scene pops up during a movie, the experienced are unimpressed.
MRW the girl at Subway messes up my sandwhich.
Hold my nuts.
Romantic dinner with a dentist.
MRW my flatmates rush over to see why the smoke alarm went off.(Terrible cook)
The trouble with Parkinson's is...
MFW I'm trying for weeks to get some paperwork finished and the secretary doesn't understand English.
MFW I find that my dog ate my sandwhich.
MRW I get called a weenie.
MRW when I post something and it gets downvoted to hell.
ARE YOU READY KIDS?
Finish the sentence and you could win this fine leather jacket!
Fun time at the prison shower.
MRW someone tells sad things from their fandom.
[Hearthstone] Goblin in a welsh threesome.
Very sneaky. Much front page material.
Whenever I do my Gf's laundry... I AM THE NIGHT!
I wonder how the Battle of Thermopylae would've gone with a certain samurai's help.