TIL
This is obviously a staged photo if it were real everyone would have their phone in their hand.
It's a potato
How high are you
I think I'm getting old
White boys can
who goes there?
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Too damn tempting
Topiary art
Found him
My poodle Lola is a little to French
Happy Thanksgiving Fuckers
Don't eat crayons
Micro or Macro
Again?
I'm a slave
Santa came early
So that's what those are for
Derp
Maybe I over do it
Fuck you! I watch TV in bed.
Leukemia Sucks
Tell me what you are thankful for
Artist creates frustrating things
The Donald has a new TV show
I finally caught that damn leprechaun.
I am Florida Man
my fuckin favorite
advice from not a doorman
I'm a roofer, let this be my work story.
OG Segway
I got this shirt today
I'm easily impressed
Do you have any dap ted?
Size matters
The Three Wise Men Have Spoken
my OCD has no boundaries
Seems legit
start clearing your throat your up in 5 minutes
today is my day!
I am the Monkey with money and a gun
made me laugh
Can't get the words right
Fuck You Bert
I got a new bike
Fuck work
Sorry not sorry
pull my finger
Bert
I took this up skirt pic while in NY.
I am the....
I'm awkward
Coming this fall
I was cleaning the garage and my daughter decided to do a lap with the dogs
Weather alert