I live in User Sub. Doing my part to keep crap off the front page. Earning my fake internet points the old fashioned way - by making poor attempts at entertaining comments. Feeling down? Well you are super, I like you, have a great fucking day. Unless you are reading this because, in a comment, I pointed out you are a terrible human racist scumbag - In that case, you suck, fuck you, but still - have nice day.
TIL Loki's dad is a woman. Nice.
Or...hear me out - we could have system of healthcare that took care of people's health no matter how much money they had. Crazy right?
This x 1000. And I had to mail order it.
Drone carriers. But apparently we already destroyed them. Schrödinger’s drones.
*the voice of David Attenborough* and here we see the common Post Weasel - no posts, negative points , attempting be recognized by the bots an other common weasels of all varieties.
Ah yes. Adventure. Tax free adventure.
37m later. Nice.
So does he go the SCotUS or the Cabinet?
God dammit, the internet has just ruined me completely.
If you are Allen in the first half of the video - SERIOUSLY - become Allen from the second half of the video - you owe it to yourself.
The VP votes... to fuck the ottoman.
Remember you if you hang out with 3 nazis - there are 4 nazis.
This post would be perfect if the image was AI generated.
Poll: Will he invade Iran or release files on extraterrestrials to deflect?
...also, on the lights themselves in many places, on your map app as well...etc. China lives the future folks!
Plot Twist: Aliens were getting teen girls from Epstein too.
Aww. Poor little buddy.
Proof that Elmo is the mega-Alpha as the other wannabe alphas fight for dominance.
Have one too many kidneys? Come on down!
She is so fucking delightful.
BUT THE DOW IS OVER 50,000! #amidoingthisright
"but mom he is the keymaster!"
Scott Baio is the Ricky Schroder of Rob Schneiders
So close to perfection - if only he was naked.
Happy birthday! 🎂
Scream about the DOW more. But slower.