blunte

22639 pts ยท May 3, 2012


When the stock market collapses its not just a few rich folks who get hurt, its your parents who dont have enough in their 401k to retire, its your teacher whose pension fund just collapsed, its your neighbor who is underwater on his mortgage because he lost his job, it fucks everyone

23 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didnt know they made skates big enough to fit over those canckles.

Also, amazing and heart warming story of not letting bone spurs hold you back!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im out of here. Visa application for australia was filed last month. Fuck this place im done.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Don't forget, they are not just more expensive they are also in many cases smaller or shittier! It's not just price increases it's a lowering of quality in ingredients and/or less product

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Other team

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My antivax brother has conveniently forgotten BEGGING the nurses for the vax before they intubated him. "Sprry honey it's a little late now". It's also somehow fauchis fault.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah look up michellene starred mashed potatoes. The goal is to create a silky smooth butter potato emulsion

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All praise St. Molly, patron saint of thizz

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Star wars would have been way more fun if the downfall of the jedi had been caused by the empire discovering the magic "brown note" that makes lighsabres not work

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I want you to imagine that same level of excitement, of pride, of joy...not to expand Healthcare access, but to GUT I. That's what were fighting.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Born here and lived in the US my whole life, working on leaving. Fuck this shit.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Have a great day honey and remember, do not add to or subtract from the population!"

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Psssh whatever. I could have collapsed in exhaustion WAY sooner than she did.

5 months ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

I mean...that would be something I would love to see

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dude just turned 3 a few months ago and "Daddy can I see the fish" is our morning routine. I have my coffee and he posts up and asks "daddy what's his name" while pointing at each of the fish. He's getting pretty good though! He can identify the "acata", "cory" "angil fis", "baby eel" (all the eels are baby eels apparently), and "histeem roach" (I mean, words are hard right?).

So this morning he just stood there for like ten minutes just muttering under his breath "wow".

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its become untenable. I pay 24% of my pretax income for health insurance, which still fucks me on every claim it can.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of my employees posted a bunch of memes (most of which I have on my phone lol) and I've gotten 8 emails from "concerned patriots" demanding he be fired. I tell them gargle my balls from the back and changed his job title to "the memelord"

6 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Not everything Hitler did was bad, there as that one time where he killed Hitler!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have standards at all

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well yeah, that's a whole different thing. Pigeons are like orange cats. They all share a collective brain cell, and a lot of the time it's not their day to use it.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 builders" like yeah...objectively it's true, but at the same time that isn't a skill they needed or something they're likely to practice.

Pigeon 'nests' do look janky though I'll give you that.

6 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

They get an unfair bad rap on nests. Pigeons are descended from wild rock doves, which nest on rocky cliff faces. They just look for a flat space, and lay down enough sticks to stop the egg from rolling away, which is energy efficient. There's no reason to spend energy building an elaborate woven nest that you need for a windy tree. Urban Pigeons get it even easier, most of what we make is flat. Since they're still around it clearly works out for 'em. It's like saying "sloths are terrible dam 1

6 months ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Also, waste deep water you dont expect to get nailed by a boat

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also, pre refridgeration technology their likelyhood to grow pathogens made those far more likely vectors of food borne illness.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They are very neat fish though and surprisingly smart. Mine learned that if im not laying attention they can shoot water at me from across the room until I give em a snack.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah why kill all the good bacteria, everyone knows that only good bacteria grow in dairy.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0