blueboy

152890 pts ยท April 22, 2011


She has Bedouin in her boudoir? Scandalous!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why, no, officer, she hasn't seen her husband anywhere!

2 months ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

Either one of the pretzels. I don't need double pretzels.

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

We're not customers of the USPS. It's a government-run utility service. One under attack by greedy dirtbags that would kill a public service, for profit.

2 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 3

Think of it like an almond joy with no almond, but milk chocolate, unlike mounds.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Please, just give me my pizza, I'm starving...

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Phone bad, Edison was a witch.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I would disappoint you so hard...

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

This needs a LiveLeak watermark on it.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our cops routinely kill us, and half the population is fine with that. We're going to have to cook longer.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#1 Whoa, space marines killing vampires?? What series is this??

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Vulcans don't arrive until 2063, sadly.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How much do you want for Castlevania IV?

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm happy to keep using Imperial because it pisses off obnoxious Europeans.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She introduced me to my own stomach bile once. Never again.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't blame her, tequila is vile.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Somebody has got to send her one.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a simple man. I see a pretty vampire lady, I upvote.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This just looks like quirky vandalism to me.

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

Goth Zelda though...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lesbian sex is wild.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Lincoln and Grant were too soft on them. There should have been hangings.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A grass type pokemon.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Air Force says they're gonna use these for another 20 years, makes me happy.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

sauce?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They eat monkeys. Pluck them right out of the tree canopies on the fly!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0