bloomis

93 pts ยท April 23, 2014


I couldn't finish this video because of that voice. All I hear is "PUNCH MEEEEEEEEEEE"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Seriously. How else is an elephant expected to jerk off?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slavery in Kentucky and Delaware remained legal even after the Emancipation Proclamation, and only died with the 13th Amendment.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, check it out on youtube, where the solo breaks are included. Shit is wild. 3/2 (sorry)

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

to it and realize that on our best day, it might be a bit much. That band was no fucking joke. 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a musician, and periodically somebody will say "We should cover that number song from Sesame Street, ha ha ha". But then we listen 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gerrymandering doesn't mean anything when you run statewide. It's not voter fraud, it's just a state full of brainless hillbillies.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

many buyers as sellers.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why would my buying push the price up more than that other guy selling pushes the price down? Every stock transaction includes just as

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can somebody help me understand how buying stock makes prices rise, and selling short makes them drop? When I buy, somebody else sells, so

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He lost his primary, so he's out at the end of this term no matter what.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's how you do it right there.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

550 upvotes and counting, you tell me.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"That was amazing! You threw it perfectly!" "Go patronize someone else with your lies, you condescending prick! I'm blind, not stupid."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And obviously the waiter would have, if this story were true. Which obviously it isn't.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good people. The 13 rolls story is bullshit. Use your noggin.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Just wait until you get married.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Let?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

They don't care who dies when. They just know that out of 200 guys, 20% will die in the next 15 years, etc. Just a low-tax pay stream (3)

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

one of their executives died, the company would lose money while replacing them, but in actuality COLI is just an investment vehicle. (2/3)

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That's called COLI (company owned life insurance). Innumerable companies do that with their executives. The cover story is that if (1/3)

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Wasn't there a feminist revolution? Ladies, why don't I get a diamond ring for marrying you?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, so let's piss a bunch of money away on some useless sparkly nonsense. That'll get us a couple grand closer to that divorce.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Or dickbuttdicks.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which part of that makes it not bigoted?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've got sad news, everybody: People can masturbate thinking about you. There is absolutely nothing you can do to stop them.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

(2/2) election, but decided to pull some illegal shit to gain a slight advantage.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(1/2) Actually, for once it sort of fits. The Watergate break-in was totally superfluous. Nixon was cruising to an easy victory in the

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0