93 pts ยท April 23, 2014
I couldn't finish this video because of that voice. All I hear is "PUNCH MEEEEEEEEEEE"
Seriously. How else is an elephant expected to jerk off?
Slavery in Kentucky and Delaware remained legal even after the Emancipation Proclamation, and only died with the 13th Amendment.
Also, check it out on youtube, where the solo breaks are included. Shit is wild. 3/2 (sorry)
to it and realize that on our best day, it might be a bit much. That band was no fucking joke. 2/2
I'm a musician, and periodically somebody will say "We should cover that number song from Sesame Street, ha ha ha". But then we listen 1/2
Gerrymandering doesn't mean anything when you run statewide. It's not voter fraud, it's just a state full of brainless hillbillies.
many buyers as sellers.
why would my buying push the price up more than that other guy selling pushes the price down? Every stock transaction includes just as
Can somebody help me understand how buying stock makes prices rise, and selling short makes them drop? When I buy, somebody else sells, so
He lost his primary, so he's out at the end of this term no matter what.
That's how you do it right there.
550 upvotes and counting, you tell me.
"That was amazing! You threw it perfectly!" "Go patronize someone else with your lies, you condescending prick! I'm blind, not stupid."
And obviously the waiter would have, if this story were true. Which obviously it isn't.
Good people. The 13 rolls story is bullshit. Use your noggin.
Just wait until you get married.
Let?
They don't care who dies when. They just know that out of 200 guys, 20% will die in the next 15 years, etc. Just a low-tax pay stream (3)
one of their executives died, the company would lose money while replacing them, but in actuality COLI is just an investment vehicle. (2/3)
That's called COLI (company owned life insurance). Innumerable companies do that with their executives. The cover story is that if (1/3)
Wasn't there a feminist revolution? Ladies, why don't I get a diamond ring for marrying you?
Yeah, so let's piss a bunch of money away on some useless sparkly nonsense. That'll get us a couple grand closer to that divorce.
Or dickbuttdicks.
Which part of that makes it not bigoted?
I've got sad news, everybody: People can masturbate thinking about you. There is absolutely nothing you can do to stop them.
(2/2) election, but decided to pull some illegal shit to gain a slight advantage.
(1/2) Actually, for once it sort of fits. The Watergate break-in was totally superfluous. Nixon was cruising to an easy victory in the
I couldn't finish this video because of that voice. All I hear is "PUNCH MEEEEEEEEEEE"
Seriously. How else is an elephant expected to jerk off?
Slavery in Kentucky and Delaware remained legal even after the Emancipation Proclamation, and only died with the 13th Amendment.
Also, check it out on youtube, where the solo breaks are included. Shit is wild. 3/2 (sorry)
to it and realize that on our best day, it might be a bit much. That band was no fucking joke. 2/2
I'm a musician, and periodically somebody will say "We should cover that number song from Sesame Street, ha ha ha". But then we listen 1/2
Gerrymandering doesn't mean anything when you run statewide. It's not voter fraud, it's just a state full of brainless hillbillies.
many buyers as sellers.
why would my buying push the price up more than that other guy selling pushes the price down? Every stock transaction includes just as
Can somebody help me understand how buying stock makes prices rise, and selling short makes them drop? When I buy, somebody else sells, so
He lost his primary, so he's out at the end of this term no matter what.
That's how you do it right there.
550 upvotes and counting, you tell me.
"That was amazing! You threw it perfectly!" "Go patronize someone else with your lies, you condescending prick! I'm blind, not stupid."
And obviously the waiter would have, if this story were true. Which obviously it isn't.
Good people. The 13 rolls story is bullshit. Use your noggin.
Just wait until you get married.
Let?
They don't care who dies when. They just know that out of 200 guys, 20% will die in the next 15 years, etc. Just a low-tax pay stream (3)
one of their executives died, the company would lose money while replacing them, but in actuality COLI is just an investment vehicle. (2/3)
That's called COLI (company owned life insurance). Innumerable companies do that with their executives. The cover story is that if (1/3)
Wasn't there a feminist revolution? Ladies, why don't I get a diamond ring for marrying you?
Yeah, so let's piss a bunch of money away on some useless sparkly nonsense. That'll get us a couple grand closer to that divorce.
Or dickbuttdicks.
Which part of that makes it not bigoted?
I've got sad news, everybody: People can masturbate thinking about you. There is absolutely nothing you can do to stop them.
(2/2) election, but decided to pull some illegal shit to gain a slight advantage.
(1/2) Actually, for once it sort of fits. The Watergate break-in was totally superfluous. Nixon was cruising to an easy victory in the