blitzwolf

11501 pts ยท February 26, 2014


"Sorry my brother killed your dad."

5 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 1

You forgot the black pepper...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at the good big boy. What an absolute unit of love.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Nice

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And then, in the dark times, when swarms blackened the sky, a hero emerged. Karl, king of the ducks.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Weird Al is a treasure we should all be thankful for

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Correct

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

These types of cakes require the use of copious amounts of fondant, which is fucking disgusting.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think I've ever heard of rock, paper, lesbians

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'll stick with snarky comments

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My eyes started stinging just watching that.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

About time

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That is factually incorrect

6 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 2

What is the bug content of this cereal?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd definitely take alien invasion over the shitty boring/depressing dystopia we currently live in.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Thanks, I hate it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So metal straws cut down on plastic and people? Seems like a double win to me.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same for those who send unrequested dick pics

6 years ago | Likes 323 Dislikes 0

Finish the fight. But then continue it for multiple games.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Kung fu chicken

6 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

I have weekend mornings where I am not awakened by screeching crotch goblins.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

I want to go to there.

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Nope nope nope nope

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really don't think you want to do magic horse related stuff with Loki...

7 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

Same

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blood debt!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The ghost and the barkness

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ole dick twist

7 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 0

CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about, and hear me out here, we do both?

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0