bleepbooper

7462 pts · August 24, 2014


Bleep boop.

“So listen... I have THE perfect role for you....just involves some tin foil”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 looks like R. Lee Ermey is kinkier than I thought

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was amazing....you could see how genuinely shaken he was. His hands were trembling the whole time

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Username checks out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought people were joking when they said Hampton Roads snow removal is letting it melt. I have since learned that is not a joke.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks! Good luck with your shift, hope it’s a good one!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think Highlan’ Coos are the best cows.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's almost worse than the bites is the paranoia that they're back after treatment

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Two legs are hard enough to wrangle sometimes, much less four. Especially after tequila

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like the next evolution

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Switzerland!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...but did you masturbate?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After watching Fantasia, these are clearly missing their tutus and dance partners

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kung Fu Hustle did it better

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"..You're in the wrong neighborhood friend...just keep on walking.'

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

We tamed them. I always liked the part of 'The Little Prince' where they talk about how you become responsible for what you tame.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Marquis de Carabas?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can hear the wheek wheek wheeks

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

...I'm choosing to believe that's a very large Adam's apple.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spike slept through the collateral damage training

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god I want that back!!! I want a refund on adulting...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've literally never noticed any frosting anywhere else, and I've been going gray since 13.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where? For scientific reasons of course....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...now he has to drink them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL body hair turns white with age too. I have never had to consider that until today.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1