blarkk

19552 pts ยท March 15, 2022


I was eight. Figured out that Jack Nicholson wasn't going to have any funny lines when he was beaten to death by rednecks.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you want to go down a rabbit hole, they made the original 60's "Godzilla vs King Kong" with two endings: In the Japanese release Godzilla wins and in the US Kong wins.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I got a kidney stone just scrolling to the bottom.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"that I'm pretty sure he was cheating on me with". Cheating on her in their, because she asked for it, open relationship.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You gonna finish that?

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When I worked in a factory I wanted to rig one of those sensors up to a fan so it would always be aimed at me.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe the comparison is stylistic; i.e. they are both game cubes.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The odds on anything in there being more expensive than that pick are almost zero.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Against a 30 meter lizard with regeneration abilities and a nuclear bomb breath weapon?

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He once complained that there wasn't a gold spray paint that looked like solid gold. I'm sure this is completely unrelated.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bard is over there, with the pumpkins and eggplant... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aubergine.

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This was why I couldn't finish Baldur'sGate 3. An entire party of edgelords all expecting me to juggle their whiny, creepy, stupidly oxymoronic (I was so talented and powerful I used to date the goddess of Magic, I am a Level 1 Wizard) needs. I just couldn't do it anymore and gave up. I will now take your downvotes.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The big problem you have is that Valve rakes in so much money by owning Steam that they don't HAVE to make games to make money. Other developers/publishers have to keep putting out new games or content or the cash flow dries up, and quickly.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When did New York City get a governor?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The UK is about a half step behind the US in goose-stepping into the future, they aren't going to do that.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Depends on if they are actually ICE trying to kidnap and assault women or some of the men impersonating ICE to kidnap and assault women. If it's actually ICE you'll face charges (if you survive the firefight). If it's an impersonator you might not, depending on your state's laws regarding self defense.

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"If I were only allowed to read or enjoy art or listen to music made by people whose opinions and beliefs were the same as mine, I think the world would be a pretty dismal sort of a place. I love the work of many creators who self-avowedly believe or believed things that I consider to be fairly wretched, not to mention wrong-headed, lunatic, irresponsible or simply wrong." - Neil Gaiman

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 11

Philistine! The crunchy edges are the prize! Your entire blasphemous people will be wiped from the Earth! Or not. You do you, dude.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*troupe

4 months ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

Unfortunately most of them have already announced that they are not seeking reelection.

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Ship sank 50 years ago. Canadian made a song about it a year later that embedded it in the popular conscience.

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Around the second round you're gonna feel a sting. That's pride, and you gotta fight through that shit.

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A lot of self defense training is without wraps or gloves because no one in the street is going to wait for you to get dressed.

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My mother rented "Easy Rider" thinking it was "Five Easy Pieces". My friend's mother took his 11 year old self to a film festival, they showed "Deliverance". They'll live.

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

They found sea men in her stomach. It's only a matter of time before they find the sea women & children!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

According to Phil Collins, if anyone tells you what "In the Air Tonight" is about they are lying. Because he wrote it, and HE doesn't know what it's about because he was in a very bad place mentally and emotionally at the time.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That is from Mike Lee. Who mocked Paul Pelosi's attack and made a joke about Melissa Hortman's murder before her body was cold. He wouldn't know human decency if it bit him.

4 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

They just redrew their congressional maps based on Hispanics voting the same way they did in 2024. They are really not that smart.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wait until the guy gets the bill.

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