MRW when I go out in public
Will I though?
Where are ya from Imgur?
Nephew made a snowman that got urinated on.
How I sell brake pads.
Working in the celluar industry, I deal with this on the daily.
R.I.P. Chubbs
It's still Wednesday and the 29th for 30 more minutes
Told my mother I wanted Star Trek kitchen curtains. She tried. I still love her!
Nimmy wants in on selfie day!
Nah, think I'm going to keep it on but thanks.
You had me at Post Bologne
Shake and Bake baby
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Anybody watch that game?
GF suprised me with tickets to the corgi races.
For God sakes Jim
MRW people tell me we cant get Tombstone to the front page.
MRW I've been sleeping with my ex and look at FB and see that she's had a boyfriend for the last three weeks.
Never Forget
Nimmy loves her frisbee!
Nimmy the Nimrod Nimmerkins still has it at the age of 9 today!
My Spock-o-lantern
coworkers and I dressed up as people from Wal-Mart for our office costume contest.
Say Chewie!
MRW I am in bat country
MRW I shoot it in her belly button
I wonder....
Ghetto rigged music player
if you have never been to the Maroon Bells, I highly suggest you check it out.
According to my knowledge, the secret of the ooze is nearby.
My Grandma, in 1941, pregnant with my aunt. My aunt then painted this picture hours ago. Would this be a self portrait?
POW! Right in the kisser.
The veins on this cow are udderly ridiculous.
#blackjellybeansmatter
MRW I just learned the letter a and my teacher shows me the letter b.
MRW a customer wants to be escalated to a supervisor becssue the new iPhone 6 is on backorder and they can't have it overnight shipped.
we about to smoke. come downst-'
All this hoework makes me sleepy.
true story
Fear and Loathing in Tatooine
Everytime.
I feel like i just won the lottery!
Parents retired and now make custom bird houses. I was a big Shawn Kemp fan. They made a replica of the arena the Sonics played in as the bird house.
MCRW I get up to 1000 points on my cake day, and start celebrating, followed by my roommate becoming a down vote ferry and putting me back below 1000 points.
My chiropractors reaction when I'm having a backyatomy and I ask for pain killers.
MRW I work at Pop Copy and a customer asks for the manager.
My friend and I have girlfriends with the same name. This is MRW he said he had sex last night.
my life in a nutshell.
Corginception
Cake day selfie from my corgi named Nimmy. she said this would get me the 60 upvotes i need to get to 1,000 points.
My neighbors Bengal cat Oreo, and my Corgi, Nimmy met today.
Choices
MRW my ex tells me the reason for leaving me is that I didn't know how to love.
Hey imgur, guess what?
Some car got breaded last night. Is this a thing?