bit101

28 pts ยท June 9, 2016


She starts freaking out before she fully rolls over and sees him.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure she lived in the apartment above me at one point.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

6 sides

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

At first I thought it just grew there. I was like, damn, what kind of fertilizer you using?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Coyote.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't breath I'm laughing so hard.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got Jews, they're multiplying.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oof. Been there. Eventually I said I can't live like this. And that got retold as, "I wanted to stay together but he insisted on leaving".

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Locker room talk

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

Luckily, artificial limbs are really good these days.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It changed everything. Seriously.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have views on issues and other people like to categorize them for me.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You rock. Anyone who says anything negative... that says a lot more about them than it does about you. Keep at it.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Putting a dog to sleep has always meant something different to me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think that's more of an unholy shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I had a '63. God I miss that car.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0