bishopolis

545 pts ยท March 1, 2014


Mouthing ain't biting, son. It's just mouthing; and it's an honour.

10 months ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

> step foot

\sigh

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"to be pet"

From the "have ran" people.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 18

whoooaaaaaaaaaaKeepYourFeetTogetherDon'tLockYourKneeeeeeeeeeeesThisIsALongWayIHopeThereAreNoRocksAlligatorsSharksTurtlesSnakesAhShitIforgotSnakesAndThoseAREREALHEREAhManKeepYourFeetTogetherDon'tLockYourKneesRaiseYourArmsSoYouDon'tDislocateYourShouldersAndCan'tSwimAndThenDieAreThereAn S P L O O O O O O thisIsFuckingDeepAmIgonnaDie O O O S H nowSwimSwimHardLungBurningEarsHurtingGoForTheSurfaceMyFuckI'mGonnaDrown bealugh!!@ barf.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just wish it didn't have the spelling mistake. It's a very important message, and I wish someone took more care in checking it before publishing.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And then winter hits, and the floors contract at a rate different from the baseboards.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

our friend got a new Silver (colour-morphed choco) lab. They had some treatment on the boy's teeth, to protect them. His teeth are amazing, and with no maintenance.

But yeah, brushing 99% of the time.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It says "teach your kids" because it'd get death threats if it said "teach your conservative flatlander oddball cousin who spouts magical thinking about lower taxes without loss of services at thanksgiving".

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

> every kid that's

Nah. If you can't discern your "that's" from "who's", then I distrust your assertion of being a teacher.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oops. Hit enter too soon

- when landlord has issues, ask for the problem, compare against list, and either the landlord's lying or molly maid pays.

Of course, don't be America, where all that doesn't even matter.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rental move-out tip:

- take your rental agreement and in-clearing checklist (the one that says stuff like "stove: clean" that you signed)
- give checklist to molly maid rep when booking service
- specify deep clean AND checklist

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rental move-out tip:

- take your rental agreement and in-clearing checklist (the one that says stuff like "stove: clean" that you signed)
- give checklist to molly maid rep when booking service
- specify deep clean AND checklist

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not this again. I promise you, there's still not enough processing power and storage to be constantly monitoring and recording everything you say near a tesla, or near your phone, etc. Storage is expensive, voice data is still blobby, video data bigger blobs still. Please, pick a conspiracy theory that is mature and believable, and leave 2026 conspiracies for 2026.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 12

1. how it feels

2. what it feels like

You need to pick a lane.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how some half-wit joined 'over time' as 'overtime' - like they're even close to the same thing - and then decided to hyphenate that mess on a line break.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'll find it enlightening to read up on 'comma splice'.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

> outloud

> sidequests

Good memes ruined by poor schooling.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

> atleast

Guess what else you are.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

> stepped foot

Bone apple tea!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They can't make it about their celebration of some other person's accomplishment if they don't make that horrific shriek. It's. All. About. Them. Look at them. LOOOOOOOOK !! Why won't you look?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I certainly hope you checked whether he was a good boy . Ask a few times. Make sure it's him. otherwise, you fail your mission. All dogs must be surveyed!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, it doesn't make sense to pay it *dishonestly*. #commas

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ragdoll cats are notoriously bad drinkers. They're just goofy.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to close their biological waste disposal unit.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1. do it. If FL is dead to you, make it so and move on to some place where you could have some hope. Ideally there's someone there who can give you the tiniest leg up (a job lead?) so you're starting at just above nothing ... but go anyway. Really, go.

2. 'atleast' isn't a word. It's two.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0