mrw my roommate starts talking about how he practices chess against himself

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1

189

Organic Tape Measure

47

8

1748

>mew when I type 'mew' instead of 'mfw'

25

2

783

FYI: Wil Wheaton is on TeamZombie

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1

166

mrw my friend asks which candy makes me irrationally angry

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34

25488

Tinted Rock

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1

4

mrw im at the gym and my spotter walks away mid rep to examine another guy's abs

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2

308

You and I, we're both Undead... Hear me out, will you?

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0

1484