bigscience87

181 pts · March 4, 2019


Al Borland!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

I mean isn’t it basically matzo balls?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The trick is that sex has to happen before you eat the Taco Bell, then they can both happen.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Where’s Candle Cove?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want a shirt that says “fit boi” but I need one that says “fat boi”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok so the kurger bing is in my city and it’s photoshopped, I’m sorry to say.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not to be dramatic but I think I'd die for Smudge

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So much moose knuckle

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, it's weird for a lot of us too.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You think they're funny, you should check out the consumer product safety commission Twitter

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There are things listed above that some women don't like and vice versa. Communication is the key to good sex.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most important thing for the eater to know is listen to your partner. Most important for the eatee to know is communicate with your partner.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And yet I still get winded walking up the same hill to my office that I've walked every day for three years

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Photos can't assault you so, she got nudes?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Tastes so good, daddy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If my mom hadn't already died of a heart attack, she would.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can add ham radio guys, art guys, and expand guitar guys to pretty much any instrument. My dad just dropped 1700 on one drum. (1/2)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the cream

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's less the dislike of vegans and cyclists and more the antisemitism and Holocaust denial, racism, and sexism that invites the label

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

True true. It can help with form to watch yourself. And yet his form is awful...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a difference between constructive criticism and "this is awful, I'm putting it in the trash and asking for help on national TV."

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And nights of course.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work on the regulatory side and I can tell you until we get good, cheap storage even utility solar needs base load gen for cloudy days

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's simply not designed for intermittent or bidirectional flow like you'd need for widespread solar deployment.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah, fiction. In the real world I'm having to *start* a cult to destabilize the government.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mix between doing low carb for a while, not having a good kitchen for a while, and being lazy for... Well, forever

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fly: ah, finally, indoors, where I don't have to worry about getting eaten. Chameleon: BITCH YOU THOUGHT

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or being murdered and your remains used to fertilize the soybeans

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... The capsules aren't a problem?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I ignored this once and put jeans in with other stuff. Almost all ruined with blue dye, and they weren't even new jeans, they'd been washed

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0