bigrubbermonkey

10653 pts ยท February 10, 2015


Hinges all look like BBCs. I definitely want ger designing my kitchen.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cabin, boat/jet skis, snow skis, trash compactor, cleaning service, or owned own business.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think boofers means something different than what this picture indicates.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are those seashells? Is he shitting out fully-cooked chickens? Eeeediot...they're deviled eggs.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Illustrated by Queef Malone

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 3

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4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I would throw Cheetos at it from on high.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Pussy smushy.

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Is this from 2 girls, 1 cup?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At work today, I opened a folder on a network share, and was greeted by a file named smellycat.txt.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Someone I knew growing up always referred to them as douche chills. He was kind of a douche.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

So much better than the chicken game or that other one...the game.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want you to know that fing and fuckong are now vocabulary words for me.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

1 in the UX and 2 in the UI.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's hot down here.

4 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mikey likes it!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prince Adam Glenn Grayskull?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean Freddie "The Capital Stormtrooper" Klein?

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

For dozens of years.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Holy shit! "It'll tickle your innards," was the slogan for Mountain Dew.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

C.W. Tennis, Esq.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll take my EEG in the yard for $2.50!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My parents have that couch in their basement. Hard cushions with the foam consistency of a moonboot

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This hurts my heart.

4 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 0