biami

1420 pts · May 27, 2016


I live in Michigan, thought this was Betsy Devi’s for a second.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. That’s why we never “crop dust” the ladies. Unless they’re rude.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your mom is freaking hot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll still get to hear "nice headlights".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Two things I can't live without. My hibachi & hitachi.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So does mine. That research & development team are a bunch of savages, you should see the condition of the break room after they leave.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

AMEN!!! Girlfriend. The Hitachi is a miracle worker.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So you're STD free, have a job and insurance. Just wondering how attached are you to this new partner?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Don't forget she's 5 months pregnant with twins as well.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They might have not thought it was creepy, if you weren't naked when hiding.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just killed off a $20 Chipotle gift card. Bon appetit!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that what you call a "happy meal"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You might be a jackass. That kid was probably trying to drown. Instead of living with that bitch.

9 years ago | Likes 1269 Dislikes 0

Masturbation doesn't count.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You have failed me for the last time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's talking to a manager in Canada .

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Please Amy don't leave your brand of rape jokes are hilarious.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's go Lions!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That's where my daughter , the scientist, does most of her research.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

And in 9 months presto, you'll have a baby brother.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always thought Connie Stevens could act the hell out of a dead prostitute.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Miso horny

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Turkey is flying the coup

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Aww sheet! Is that trump behind me?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure her precinct was Woodward & 7 mile area . She's got bigger balls than I have. To work thru the Kwame Kilpatrick, wow!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah , I can score some blow. You know Shirley Williams & Mackenzie Phillips?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please tell me your dad is your best friend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My family owned 60 acres of woods. It was shot on purpose, not knowing it was pregnant. It looked like the scene, from the film Orca.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once my dad shot a pregnant doe . Let me tell you, you think veal is tender? That fawn tasted like silk.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10

What a coincidence , your wife is gobbling down some sausage tonight as well. Nom nom nom

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0