bgod

11641 pts ยท May 14, 2012


Coke Tiger

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'd obviously listen to "the Final Countdown" for your last 6 minutes. It's the only logical choice.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That sounds an awful lot like "unwanted, resented children are better off dead."

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just to be clear, quokkas can be extremely vicious.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh he real dead.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey! I am good at winning online debates! What are the chances?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spayer

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you, I love lemon starburst.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Maybe, if it went against his beliefs.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

As a Christian, this is one of my least favorite theological fallacies.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Angles from heaven"

7 years ago | Likes 634 Dislikes 4

I'll just move the dildo then sit on the chair. Thanks.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The real bear in Winnipeg was a girl. The character Winnie the Pooh, originally named Edward, is and always has been a boy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No he's not.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

5/7 would play the hyuck out of this game

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a classic! I mean, I haven't seen it since I was a kid, but I'm going to assume it holds up alright.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But why are they singing Happy Birthday while she's already blowing out the candles?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, his back line is filled with pieces. She hits the second to last line.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh he ded

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bouquet of flowers - for rectal use only.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OOOOH BABY YOU

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you, I do know how to play minesweeper. My kids will rule the world.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you can't take me at my herda berg, you don't deserve me at my herb en der da chicken.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I ate a 12 scoop at Friendly's by myself once.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I'm Ty Lee and Iroh. So I'm either a beautiful wise girl, or an older fat ditzy man.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0