I'm never going outside again

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mrw... my nutsack sticks to my thigh

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dat smile

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My favorite Jif on this site

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Never in history have fewer fucks been given

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This needs to happen

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I guess in hindsight my rakeaxe was a bad idea

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We're not as nice as you nice folks think we are

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The Good, The Bad, and The Minaj

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Tina Fey has never been sexier

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Yeah, I'm pretty tired of "celebrities" too.

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I think an air traffic controler's daughter died of a drug overdose

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goddamnit

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not lookin for karma or upvotes, just showin off my granddaughter April

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Still trying to figure how to get even close to the front page

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Middle aged, and my 1st echocardiogram. I think I'm doing pretty good.

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I've been wrong before, but I've never been Al Gore-wrong.

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knock some cents?

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Winning

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MFW someone posts a 12 gif upload

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I thought this was common knowledge....

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azzhole cat

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Confused...so confused

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