betterthanexpected

23989 pts ยท September 21, 2014


Just a gorilla in a man suit. Nothing to see here.

Filler up. Premium unleaded, please. Feeling fancy this week!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taste the cornage.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Cat has failed successfully.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We really are just the littlest things.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He touched the boot!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You do outstanding work.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sir, the wheels on your car look verrrrry suspicious.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jeez Tina. It has an elevator.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I was lead to believe animals were just like people. These animals are such...animals!" The parents

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even with the flavor injection, I suspect this soup is going to suck.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Sweep the leg."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sauruuumaaaan...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Going to need to go faster than that if you want to unlock the next track.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Muad'dib.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Going to run out of Cheetos.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta salt those walkways.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No slip grip.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you bring enough for the whole school?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Death by cop is the new age hanging. Poor persons execution.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Captains log

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in the desert. I'd do something like this if Immortan Joe and his crew didn't crash through every day.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It rained today and there was a big rainbow afterwards. Too woke. Equal representation. Who wants to join? #boycottthesky

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's my people.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When your tattoo artist got his license at MIT.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

True, but to be honest you could film him farting on a snare drum waving a katana and I'd give it a watch.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's still serving cause my day perked up just reading about her.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh you would if you could. Admit it!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0