bestbanting

14389 pts · February 24, 2017


I do not like cats.

«На хуй» translates to “on a d*ck”. So it’s sort of like “this way on a d*ck, that way on a d*ck again, the other way on a d*ck back to Russia”. I think that last one has a nice ring to it

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

IIRC this is an old photo. Not a photoshop but a hastily-repainted sign

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Thank you! I thought I was the only one who knows a giant river weasel from a giant river rat

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I was wondering why there was a doctor in scrubs at Wendy’s, and where his little band-aid came from

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What is this one? I couldn’t figure out what was shady about bananas and water. But I live under a rock

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes but 1) calzones require more dough to balance against the inside ingredients and 2) a burger is not a pizza.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw this just as I was closing the app. Reopened just to upvote. Thanks for the snork, friend

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, I know this is already on FP so no one will even see this comment, and I *also* know it’s just a joke meme, but. #36 If your hand is all the way in the UTERUS, you have completely missed the point.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Tiny, I respect you very much, but why would you make the childrens read this with their own innocent eyes. I did not need to know I could make lukewarm stew in a kangaroo.

9 months ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

Exacto! Tauros is just a cow with extra tails. Easiest decision I’ve made in a long time.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the above comments read consecutively sound like a chemist falling down the stairs

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is very funny.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, she lost me with “heart right on top of the left diaphragm”

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I think it might be a movie called “Skinamarink”, but I haven’t seen it myself

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That’s my fave part

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dammit, ya got me

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, do go on

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was booting up my game when I saw this first time. I showed my wife.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Not sure I would do it myself. But when I saw the guide it made me make a “considering” face, so I kept it for later (now)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can be either one! The duct leading out of the gallbladder connects to the duct leading out of the pancreas, so a blockage either place can produce that weird lack of color

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I keep seeing this and I love it, but I can’t remember what the original bit is from. Someone enlighten me?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree! This comment I heard in her voice

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s where my username comes from!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I scrolled all the way down here to see what the heck I was missing…still no idea

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My favorite part was the jacket reading “commitment to safety”

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This joke deserves more upvotes

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My lovely boy is also called Franklin!! Happy birthday from one Frankie parent to another!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This sounds like the dialogue from the Banjo-Kazooie games

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you Fellow Minnesotan!! This was driving my wife and I crazy!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0