bernvaug

5650 pts ยท March 9, 2016


You may know me as cakesmithinc. Chances are more likely that you don't know me, though.

We need to teach him the meaning of Christmas or something

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It's like people who own houses have better DIY skills

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She got arrested for killing her cat sitter... Sorry you had to find out you were dead like this

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I too would like to know. I hope the answer isn't "because she's straight"

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Do you wear shoes? Those are technology too

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Can I fuckin read

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Except this is 10000000x better

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Ben and Jerry's vs Nestle

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Nice

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Whipping with a whip you made yourself... With love

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Come first

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Weird that they both use the jumper cables the same way.

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I wanted to vote for Trump based on name alone back in 2016. He was entertaining to watch in the debates too... I knew nothing

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Good dog

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How long do you think the internet would stay online if everybody disappeared?

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I'm glad you wrote it out so I could read it twice

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Yo mama's clothes

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