benjamineric46

427 pts ยท June 22, 2019


ICE made the critical mistake of invading during winter. We will stay strong here in MN.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Quick, someone write this shit down.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#21 that must've been one hell of a quesadilla.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#9 I'm at least four of these things. See ya there I guess.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 loon calls show up in all kinds of movies. Damn near every jungle scene has one in there somewhere.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've always liked "I'm on the right side of the grass."

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better yet, Doc Marten's, baby doll dress and a choker. That shit still does it for me.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#16 Honey Mustard fo sho

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does Peanut also punch Nazis today?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

War pigs by faith no more

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Best guitar tone ever.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's wifey material right there.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Normalize walking around pulling from a 2L.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Going and coming and coming and going, and always too soon.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Having kids and guns should require a license.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 Why do I know that this is the Simpsons?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like happened in the automotive industry about 20 years ago.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think they meant, "Republican who called drag show a threat to kids quits when everyone find out he raped an intern" so I fixed it for them.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The word they're looking for is rape.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I'm an atheist, but was raised by a Methodist my minister. This is a very common sentiment for methodists.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wasn't a lack of training. It was a lack of balls.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your mom has that effect on a guy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet that cat's litter box is a god damn nightmare.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then they will float. Same as very small rocks

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you get better?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0