making fried rice for dinner but my wife, an shameless food thief, stole some before I could. then she asked for veggies. I said, "No! You eat the ingredients, you get the patibiants." I love her but now I must make patibiants a real word. send help
Meet my new password generator app.
Minor improvements?
Rare Optical Illusion Let's a Man Walk On Water - Haters will say it's Pshopped
Translation help? Bought these at a garage sale. Can anyone tell me what language this is and what it says?
Focus on the victim and hero, not the asshole perp
Sneaky Gifting
My Imgur Odometer is perfect! What's yours?
Apparently my cat loves Breaking Bad.
Torchy's Taco Tuesday anyone?
The tail almost fits
The mural from my local pizza joint
In light of the latest attempts to undermine our elections by claiming the voting computers were rigged, I thought I'd repost this.
Maybe that's why they're called hot fuzz?
Anybody know what bug this is? Found near Austin, TX
Get ready...
Reminder to make eggnog
How retail really feels
More political corruption in the Dem primary
At the Denver airport today...
Cody wins bronze, breaks USA record!!!!
Update on baby Liam
Rump to Rump they faced each other
Typical
Cody Miller special segment was just on!
It's not right, this choice we're making.
Start them young, I say.
This isn't the normal type of photo that Imgur likes so downvote if you must but...
Cat and Dog Are Friends
I tried to make a Yorkshire pudding. What went wrong?!?
This is Liam...
Incert card
Finally a candidate I can stomach...
Which is the mom?
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It's Seal
Mohammed Ali Uppercut that turned into a hug
My local pizza joint has a mural with all kinds of comic book characters. I found this...
Please keep praying for Liam #prayforliam
When I'm in Chrome and accidentally hit command-Q instead of command-W
Mike Myers needs your support
Shopping amazon when suddenly...
nativity cat says…
When I'm counting reposts I've gotten away with.
I started watching Scrubs last week
MRW Original trilogy trailers in the style of Force Awakens