bender211

25760 pts ยท November 10, 2011


Been here a while, earned some points, retired Navy Vet, work part time, raise a little hell part time, hang out part time, and just enjoy the hell out of my life full time.

That's the new guys job. I'm not the new guy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never had to pick up gunshit.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Log drag. Can be hooked up to a tractor to pull small trees.

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

+1 for zoom...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Navy? 3 Air Force 1, army 20, Marines? 5, but they will also have 5 guys holding it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Me too. With headphones. Because my wife bitches if she hears the tv. And she wont stfu so I cant hear anything anyway. But good on ya.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was a turd of a president.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 12

Dude, if you are having this much trouble with tie color, she is going to murder you eventually. Sack up.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You seem like someone I would get along with well, and that would confuse people because of the amount of smack we'd throw at each other.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smart. Everyone knows the gay is contagious. Wouldn't want you to risk being comfortable or anything.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I dont wipe or shake, I two fist it and WRING OUT EVERY LAST DAMN DROP.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why not? It's not like we have anything else to do...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

It took me years to figure out there were only 2 of them, Mary, Kate and Ashley...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go undesignated. That way you can shit on everything.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Challenge accepted...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks Obama...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I got snot slinging shitty in Port why me? Once. Great place to visit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope already got a few. But thanks anyway.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been to more European countries than most Americans. The differences and sameness are interesting.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see you are responding in English. You're welcome. -every American...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Shut her gob ye filthy Mic. Go build me a railroad or wot. -Merca...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Please send updates!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No it doesn't. Maybe you do.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Until that bastard starts screaming...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would 2 whiteboards, 6 different colored markers and a full half day to explain.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Carter the president was a Complete pos.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Well no shit. It's not like there's anything better to do in Kansas.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Dang. Super Dave was the funniest shit ever.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sent from his iphone...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a nice piece, but the pattern caused by the chisel skipping is chatter.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0