borb
why I'll never get a couples massage with my partner
MRW I finally get a full-time job after not having one for two years
probably a repost. doesn't make it any less true.
I'm fine with them joining just for Secret Santa or whatever but I have no clue what to get them
This was truly a victory for me today.
just a pussy. cat too.
TIS WEEN
Any name suggestions for this lovely little lady?
I was just trying to take some cute pictures of my taxes...
TIL vibrating toe rings exist
I've lost the ability
MRW my boss found out she scheduled me on a split shift on my birthday and bought me a cake to help celebrate
Since Oregon legalized marijuana not too long ago, I found this humorous /and/ relevant.