beian

8821 pts ยท September 12, 2013


I am a purple lizard the size of a bus, and I model lumberjack fashion for Vogue.

This is Cali. It only grows for a few months before the heat dries it out, anyway.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are plenty in there, too.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How does she feel about driving drunk?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sweet!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks! That's what camellias like, too, so I'll plant it with them.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found this via your pink pineapple post. I've wanted one of these for a while. Gonna get one for sure now.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's just an onion, actually.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, that is one fancy spider.

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"Dunno how YOU got hurt so bad>

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh, well I had a car accident and just got a few scrapes! hurdurrrr".

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, they think it's NOT serious that you're having trouble with one of the basic parts of staying alive?

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

to worry about polar bears sticking their necks through the window of your trailer.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bet this is Prudhoe Bay. Fairbanks has it good because they only have to worry about moose and "regular" bears. In Prudhoe, you have (1)

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagine using this in a place where cicadas live: "AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He looks like maybe he was that age then, and has held onto that haircut ever since.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are we sure the Amazon pallets aren't stacked using forced monkey labor?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are also very good at pretending nothing is wrong. That said, he's probably fine and I'm so glad he came back to you!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check him for injuries. Sometimes cats will hole up for a few days if they've been injured, but may still need medical attention after.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I don't know if he's got a death cert yet, but yes. I'm not the biggest fan of the N.Y. Post, but this spells it out pretty well:

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Intracranial bleeding after being bashed on the head with a fire extinguisher.

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The first he's ever actually read off a teleprompter. We were surprised to find out that he can, in fact, read.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bashed in the head with a fire extinguisher, had massive stroke, pulled off life support in the hospital later. So yes, he did.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's a good, good idea.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like it, yes.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Water. Gotta stay hydrated while you're betraying your country.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The scary thing is, the next ones might not be.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

lol

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I thought that desk was an upright piano at first. I hope the Trump-supporting House members are scared. They helped do this.

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