behrditz

124896 pts ยท February 21, 2013


Im here to look at pictures and chew bubblegum. I can do both at once because Im an adult! I also get bored easily. Ladies who have sent me pictures: 0

Youre missing the joke

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also wouldnt consider towels and dish cloths as "clutter" you can do without.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have a pinky lever, so those are probably barber scissors

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Because the actual earth is curved, the map image is a flat projection so anything going "straight" over actual ground will show a curved path on the flat map.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Are you saying you think soap operas are all improved like sitcoms portray them to be, or that you think an improv drama would a soap opera?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everywhere ive ever seen arizona being sold has a different price sticker stuck on it. No one respects the 1$ label, and not enough people are calling the 1$ label abuse hotline to report it.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Youre right, I remembered the Ju- start of the old joke, but got the wrong ending.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah its literally "any skill acquired through practice."

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats Judo. Taekwondo isnt a grappling martial art.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought this was gonna end with the last one doing the "bottom of the cup" slurp

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calvanism is a religion.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, no reason to have camo when the entire way you fight is by clearly standing in front of each other.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yep. Younger millenials were severely irony poisoned by the internet, and then the next generation didnt know everyone was being ironic and took everything seriously, so now when they irony things back to normal, they think they did something.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

a very very "before" picture.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone broke it down once and said they can see past the curvature of the planet as though it were a flat distance.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Top Left is actually Mob from Mob Psycho 100.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All the ones ive seen still have noticeable hull above the waterline. So it is definitely not the "whole" ship underwater. They are still "floating" boats, but the surface deck is extremely low and not used as a floor.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well i think how "wholly" under water it is requires a definition of deepness. Like, does the highest part of it need to be deep enough to not disturb the surface? Or does it just have to be a majority of the hull? Because these things still have enough above the water that you can stand on them.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

All drag shows are Extreme Rules. Though now im wondering just how extra a drag wrestling federation could get.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

TV? You mean radi-ohhhh my.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Megachurch, so probably. Maybe he will be featured on the Prayer-cam on the jumbotron during the seventh hymn stretch.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spoiler: All social rules are arbitrary. Thats the point.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Because its not dressing like a straight white male from the 40s.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its like Freddy Kreuger in the good ones.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A firm reminder that class slaves are only allowed to kill each other, not aim upward. Continue Hunger Gaming it out for their entertainment and profit.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#15 This feels like a Sam & Max bit.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kangaroos are the only animal that uses Quintipedal movement. They use their tails as a fifth walking point. Unrelated but interesting fact.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Theres no way people are actually running brushes over all this stuff right? They gotta be using some kind of sprayer for extra quick work?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also taste buds are just chemical receptors. Just because the one in your digestive system read the same sorts of data doesnt mean they output to the same function.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0