beermefive

1530 pts · March 23, 2013


Airheads

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or two types of owners...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"This is probably the thing I do best"...

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Probably still doesn't feel good...probably...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WHERE ARE THE RABBIT OLYMPICS AND CAN I GO?!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice...strike three.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Got a package!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He doesn't even know his father!

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

SQUISH

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

All so this person could find this plastic bottle's owner. Worth it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I recently saw a deal where if you bought a box of tampons, you got a free chocolate bar. Marketing genius right there.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wasn't me

11 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

That was my guess! *fist pump*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I literally said those exact words in my head and then clicked to see your comment…creepy...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still think they're just referring to the team when they say "CanadienS fans" seeing as the Habs (Canadiens) are playing the Bruins...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They were referring to the team the Montreal Canadiens, so no mistake in spelling here!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a geologist, I'm gonna say that won't last a million years...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Agreed! Every fucking time

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i was gonna say "thp thp thp thp thp", good choice

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was gonna post this! Good on ya!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i read that too. then i realized ZOOOOOM

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You, sir, are a mouthful!

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Beat me to it! +1

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hah! Leg prisons

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Read it in Bane's voice.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mail's here!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boop!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the magical cats are scaring them away.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, technically it didn't go right to the end...so maybe don't get too excited...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hahaha that's the best description of gymnastics I've ever heard!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0