170 pts ยท November 16, 2011
How to feel bad about how shit your kitchen knives actually are*
I have vivid dreams about things happening and they're mundane enough I don't question them and take them as facts and true memories, yes.
I was expecting the cameraman to slowly walk up to him and give him the punch in the chin that joke deserved...
Parking at the end of the private road to our inherited cabin, still use turn signals when backing into the one space that fits a car...
"This one sure has a lot of imgur comments in it" Me ~10 seconds ago
Oh eucalyptus... So pretty and colorful, but only wants to see the world burn.
Everything's just better without humans
It's basically just a tomato thrown at a wall, makes a huge splash (of fire) with no real effect to the tank, that's why only one explosion.
Now that the joke's out, he must be going through a huge identity crisis, since setting it up for over six years was indeed quite patient...
You know, you can also enjoy giving head if you're not too busy being ashamed of it because your parents taught you to be so.
How to feel bad about how shit your kitchen knives actually are*
I have vivid dreams about things happening and they're mundane enough I don't question them and take them as facts and true memories, yes.
I was expecting the cameraman to slowly walk up to him and give him the punch in the chin that joke deserved...
Parking at the end of the private road to our inherited cabin, still use turn signals when backing into the one space that fits a car...
"This one sure has a lot of imgur comments in it" Me ~10 seconds ago
Oh eucalyptus... So pretty and colorful, but only wants to see the world burn.
Everything's just better without humans
It's basically just a tomato thrown at a wall, makes a huge splash (of fire) with no real effect to the tank, that's why only one explosion.
Now that the joke's out, he must be going through a huge identity crisis, since setting it up for over six years was indeed quite patient...
You know, you can also enjoy giving head if you're not too busy being ashamed of it because your parents taught you to be so.