bedbird

9548 pts ยท January 9, 2016


The post that inspired my name made me laughsnort hot tea down my nose.

That'll be why cross country eventing is done in western saddles.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So shanghai pie is not some kind of smutty euphemism. Hmm.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a dog that poops nuclear stench slugs. But he's still great.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone can see OP'S mom. BBW section of Pornhub.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are they typos, or a joke I don't get? Arcade? Iron Maiden?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes I see. The problem must be just over half the people on the planet, not you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Who is the Chinese leeder?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you mean?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know. Stop looking at me!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Certainly would not be a burden anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know you say you're busy, you seem like you might have too much time on your hands.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know there's a thing. But I don't know what the thing is.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Since I'm the first to comment, am I supposed to say Fuck You Lassannn or something?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is the one joy of aging, raging at the folly of youth. Let us have our time, damn it! Compensation for grey pubes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All those question marks were supposed to be an embarrassed face.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh cbc! Sorry. Misread????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Naw, Sidney Hill. Yonks ago. Did the dip there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I swear to fuck I taught this exact class today. Just, sit, down.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Loving that there is something called a dhole. Where are the hyenas?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you have a teaching qualification?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Misspelled*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woah, how did you kidnap my dog and simultaneously leave him here with me?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Are you the means of production? Cause I wanna seize you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now watch me take it off with my teeth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my God. Saw a woman today who was wearing tights as leggings. Tights! I could read the label on her knickers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know what this means, and I pray I never will.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gats under the arch. What day does the dole come in?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Statistically the Arans have less rainfall than anywhere else in Ireland, so it might be worth going over even if it's raining on mainland.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0